MATTSPLAINING

Matt Storrs details the different types of cats in ancient Egypt. Aleshia Fessel listens and calmly articulates the differences between different types of cats and important considerations when dealing with people with allergies. Cat confusion with mirror cat transformations. The advancements in pet technology are pur-found. Plus cat attempts to inspire tears for the wonderful saltiness.

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Matt Storrs mentions the various Star Trek religions and Gene Roddenberry's desire to get them to catch on to make a cash grab. Alex Fleming (The Bloodwine Boyz) uses a wealth of knowledge to correct and add to Matt's knowledge. The original plan was for Riker to join the Borg. Lascivious tested too well and was far too sexy. The ACE community and their connections to Star Trek. Plus, juicy Star Trek casting rumors and secrets with Star Trek Voyager Genevieve Bujold and Kate Mulgrew.

Matt Storrs explains the tumultuous nature of parenting and participating in youth sports. Darlene Hayden (@darlizzle) notes the importance of trusting a child to find the athletic activities they most enjoy. Do they want to go for traditional sports, or something different like BMX, Jiu Jitsu, or hockey in the desert? How to deal with difficult parents and the logistics of a passionate athletic child. Plus, the sweet origins of youth gambling.

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USA Hockey

"Accuracy" returns as Matt Storrs explains the big conditioner's hold on Romanic novels. Expert and writer Liz Zerkel (https://lizzerkel.com/) cannot confirm the influence of hot models on your book cover on conditioner sales, but there's likely a connection. There's a discussion of the highest quality alien romantic "text" that is Earth Girls are Easy. Plus, the importance of letting your characters choose the color of wallpaper they pick for their beloved who's locked away.

Hungry for Love

Matt Storrs explains how d*ck and fart jokes are the sacraments of a new religion. Erick Biez (@erickbiez) notes that might be right. They discuss how Kevin Smith has greatly impacted the creative and social development of so many folks. The work allows folks to find people that share similar interests. While Matt might be wrong about the religious analogs, you can't deny how much the work has helped people feel seen. They talk Dogma, Clerks, Chasing Amy, and a bit of Mallrats too.

Plus, how any narrative, if built out far enough, there will be a giant rubber poop monster.

Matt Storrs explains the most powerful and influential force in history. Angela Smith (@angelasmithstl) notes that that might be accurate regarding kittens. From Pompei to Egypt, kittens have always been able to sense destruction as it loomed. They found ways to influence human evolution and disrupt society with cuteness. Plus, when is the right time to spay and neuter a kitten?

With the Massachusetts Air National Guard Discord leaks, many people have forgotten one of the biggest leak scandals in history. Matt Storrs explains the prevalence of microfiche in the scooters of Washington DC and the spies who ride.

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https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/arts/phoenix-artists-you-should-be-following-on-instagram-11407211

Matt Storrs explains the shocking factors that make pastry school, business school, and serial killers all so similar. Lauryn Petrie (https://linktr.ee/thelaurynpetrie) rates Matt's understanding at one skull of knowledge. Matt explains the four types of serial killers including disgruntled engineers. There's a discussion of all your favorite killers: Lisk Long Island, Golden State, Ed Kemper. Book recommendations if you want to learn more. Plus the soup of nature and nurture.

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Books:

Without Conscience

The Wisdom of Psychopaths

James Fallon's book (not Jimmy Fallon). The Psychopath Inside

Documentary:

The Killing Season

Matt Storrs details the symbiosis between unions and the vinyl sign and inflatable rat industry. Rory Lutz (@funnyvegandude) confirms the importance of these businesses to unions as we know them. They discuss strikes at Starbucks, Chipotle, and Mideveil Times.

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