MATTSPLAINING

MATTSPLAINING

By Matt StorrsComedy
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MATTSPLAINING episodes

  • Mattsplaining - Fraiser

    Matt Storrs gleefully explains the hidden story of what would have been the most popular Cheers spin-off "Norm in Norman" and what Crane brother would have been a better therapist for Tony Soprano. Mandi Kimes (@mixtapemandi / @lanelinesmusic) listens much like Kelsey Grammar and David Hyde Pierce might on the show and then delicately corrects Matt. She details her history with the show and how the show is a Seattle right of passage. There's detective work to determine the location of the Crane's condo and a special discussion about celebrating Fraiser Crane Day. 


    https://lanelinesmusic.bandcamp.com/music




    17 min
  • Mattsplaining - Punk
    Matt Storrs is punk rock. It has been known since he first saw a bassoon and said, "Yes, this is perfect!" Matt tells Tina Watsky all he knows about the origins of punk.  Turns out his punk idols are Hildegard von Bingen, Beethoven, and Mozart. Plus a discussion of the Phoenix music scene and the perils and dangers of buying a band t-shirt. All today on Mattsplaining.
    15 min
  • Mattsplaining - DashCon
    Ella Fritts (@fancymeatfritts) joins Matt Storrs to discuss the disaster that was DashCon which, in news to Matt, was not a Dashboard Confessional convention. The convention did not include carnival games based upon Dashboard Confessional songs such as "Vindicated" dunk tank or the "Don't Wait" balloon and dart game.
    Matt describes the Chris Carrabba kissing booth and the quick spread of disease with the thousands of attendees. Was there Heartbeat Here ball pit and wading through emotions? Did Welcome to Nightvale, Nate Stevenson, and Steam Power Giraffe attend? And what is Tumblr? Matt can only assume is a place where people share their favorite cocktail tumbler designs. 
    Plus, Matt's personal understanding of ball pit birthing plans and Homestuck comics.
    See Ella open for Chris Gethard on March 4 or at a bunch of amazing upcoming shows! https://rb.gy/pd1zsh
    Ella’s album release show: https://rb.gy/pqymnx
    17 min
  • Mattsplaining - Caring for a Diabetic Cat

    Caring for diabetic cats is more than putting their necks in your mouth can carrying them from one insulin shot to the next. Matt Storrs speaks with expert Rory Scholl  (rorysrangerz) to discus the famous diabetic cats in history and media. They discuss the Lion King often missed message to diabetics. What Garfield can teach us about choosing our carbohydrates. After this episode you'll be ready to take care of your sugar baby and making them into cyborgs. 


    The Thanksgiving Scarecrow

    http://bitly.ws/AzEB

    17 min
  • Mattsplaining - Poetry

    Matt Storrs celebrates Presedent's Day with a friend of the show and friend of life Hattie Hayes (https://hattiehayes.com) an excellent writer and expert on poetry. Matt explains poetry and its massive influence on the world of fashion and hats.  A discussion on how ASMR, the most modern form of poetry. They uncover the John Keats hat conspiracy and how it influences media to this day! Debunking the difficulty of deciphering poetry. A fantastic rendition of William Carlos Williams's Red Wheelbarrow. Poetry is welcoming and the insight from this episode can take you far. 

    Learn more:

    https://hattiejeanhayes.substack.com/

    https://bookshop.org/a/88211/9781933517575

    https://bookshop.org/a/88211/9780609800980

    https://a.co/d/bXnHX5G

    19 min
  • Mattsplaining - Commercial Banking

    Today Matt Storrs sits down with comedian and high-powered banker Kristofer Royer and explains the most often overlooked aspects of commercial banking. They discuss the emotional capital of the finest business deals and how a good bank can help resolve many romantic disputes. Matt uncovers the dark history of friendship bracelets and their connections to the criminal underworld. It's not an illegal business, it's an undocumented business.  Plus, a causal drop of "piercing the veil.


    Start your business with these tips. 

    18 min
  • Mattsplaining - Dan Harmon Extended Universe

    Matt Storrs explains the Dan Harmon Extended Universe (DHEU) to expert David Piccolomini (@dpiccomedy) and notes how Mr. Harmon's whole career may be to create a litmus test of personalities. That and how bad of a person Chevy Chase is.  They discuss the fascinating connection between Chevy Chase and Hulk Hogan. There's talk of story structure, how to apologize publicly, and commitment to growth


    "f you're wrong on something, the quickest way to be right on it is to learn that you're wrong."


    Watch Goblin King, David's special!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1WD2Sw2L7o

    16 min
  • Mattsplaining - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    Matt Storrs explains his TMNT chart to expert Brian McGuinness (https://twitter.com/laughatbrian). Yes he is a Donatello Sun.  Brian is a teenage mutant ninja turtle super fan and expert but he somehow hadn't heard of the missing turtle based on Hieronymus Bosch (Hermy). Together, Brian and Matt discuss Corey Feldman's best work and the various rivalries between the turtles and other teams of mutated young adults. Plus there's a discussion on a toy room that would impress even the coldest heart. 
    Learn more:
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1sSJLc_472MEMI4wCJ-tcmeJKJ0_Nl7v
    https://wavve.link/4xsbNMs56
    17 min
  • Mattsplaining - Startup Fundraising
    Matt Storrs explains startup fundraising to Jeffrey Shaw (Underground Cellar). Is seed (and nut) funding tied to the success of California almond heists? Maybe. The joys of cold emailing Sharks and using multiple nos from Mark Cuban to garner support from Barbara Corcoran.  Matt insists on the importance of color schemes in creating a great business and Jeff patiently corrects and guides Matt through how rounds of fundraising can go. Plus, local business money laundering!
    18 min
  • Mattsplaining - Batman
    Batman expert Danny Rathbun joins Matt Storrs only to be Mattsplained regarding the world's greatest detective. Danny patiently listens as Matt details the unproduced plans for the Clayface movie and how Gotham City is the neurotoxin capital of the world.  They also discuss Jon Hamm's dreams of taking over the classic villain Egghead from Vincent Price. With egg prices where they are, maybe it's time.  Then there's the sexual misadventures of Batman and the bathhouse history of New York. This episode has everything.
    Find Danny:
    https://www.instagram.com/yakbutter27
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-podcast/id1516964368?fbclid=IwAR2q2jawHe-9JxQY7NxnGylFQa62YMIdzAaQmmBg7CQ-V2N3pKQVW79qmS8
    https://twitter.com/DannyRathbun
    15 min

About MATTSPLAINING

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Matt Storrs, comedian, storyteller, and recovering know-it-all, talks to experts and explains what he "knows" about their specialty. Then the experts correct him and recommend how he can be less…