We're the lace in your nightgown, the point after touchdown, yes we put the Maude in Maude Cast! Season 4 is shaping up to be a real deep dive as Maude dominates the background of many classic scenes! This week, Maude continues her tirade against the Maison Derriere in "Bart After Dark"- written by Richard Appel and directed by Dominic Polcino. Will she speak? Will she blink? Is Brendan back? The answers are two yeses and a no...but to which question does the answer refer?

We're ba-a-a-ck! The Maudecast is back with a Burnsy bang thanks to Season 8's "Burns, Baby Burns" - written by Ian Maxtone Graham and directed by Jim Reardon. This episode catapults us in the dawn of the triad of Maude seasons that are 8-10, the golden age of Maude Flanders. We also take our first look at "Bart After Dark" - written by Richard Appel and directed by Dominic Polcino- and the Holy Rollers are out in full force to start the beginning of the end for a certain Burlesque House… "But how can this be? Brendan fell from that stadium!? Is he back? Or is he doing a wacky character in Brendans' place?". Well, I ain't gonna tell you here am I?

"HOW F*#£!¥G LONG? Are you insane?" you ask? Find out in the Hans Moleman Cast! That's right, before our Season 4 Maude Cast return, our COUSINS delve into the life of Hans "Ralph Melish" Moleman. And it's a life well lived...but perhaps a death too many? Also there's a song!

DOUBLE WHAMMY! Cast Cast AKA Springfield Cast AKA Maudecast Spin off is back for another bout! This time, Kyle “Database” Surname Unknown steps his large (or small, if you are referring to the Database figure) frame into the spotlight. You know the drill, six appearances casting a light on the enigma that is Database. Yes, we all know he’s a nerd, but where does he rank amongst the many Springfield Elementary wieners? Just what qualifies him to be Matt Groening’s least favourite character? (The Voice). And perhaps most importantly, IS there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key? Come on in Kyle. Maude, Stu, Poochie and Doris await.

First Stu, then Poochie, and now the effervescent radiance that is Lunchlady Doris finds herself under the Maude Cast microscope as the COUSINS of the MFIMDBFHH stop by to prove third time’s a charm for the Cast Cast! With six appearances to delve in to, will the loafy lads be able to dissect Doris in just one hour? They’ll surely give it a good go. Join us won’t you as we explora Dora, and give Doris her day. (MC#33)

In the penultimate episode of MC S3, Watchdog brothers Brendan and Nathan head off to watch the world Flandball competition, where nothing could possibyl go wrong. Whilst on the way there, we decided to throw caution to the wind and round up Maude’s Season 7 journey with a look at “Summer of 4ft.2”- written by Dan Greaney and directed by Mark Kirkland- in which The Simpson family take a trip to the Flanders’ summer home, and Maude appears in not one, not TWO, but TWO photos on the wall. Not enough content for you? That’s fine. Next up, we take a now forbidden trip around the globe to France, where Maude pops up in a commercial for Vizir Detergent! Peux tu croire?! And finally, to round off the Maude content for the season we dust off the compact disc and the desktop Maudeputer and head into Virtual Springfield, the hit 90’s game where you can enter the Flander’s home...and you’ll never guess who you bump into. Ned. But Maude’s voice can be heard! With all that, you’d think surely we wouldn’t have time for a shocking cliffhanger right? BUZZ. WRONG.

Finale! Moving Maude pics, French detergents and some 8 bit lemonade!

She’s here. She’s Queer. She don’t want any no more bears. After a harrowing afternoon drinking toilet water, Maude is ready to take action in “Much Apu About Nothing”- written by David X. Cohen and directed by Susie Dietter. And guess who’s right behind her with a fine tooth comb? That’s right. We am. Thanks to a new rocky relationship with Hollywood Icon Isabella Rossellini, the MFIMDBEHDGS is able to remain up and running during Lockdown 3, operating entirely from a well sanitised, socially distanced old set of bins. Just one episode this week, but my gosh it’s a good one, and Maude finds herself all over the shenanigans! Will she help Apu in his quest to destroy the racist bear? I’m sick of telling you where and how to find out.

Maude meet President George Bush for lemonade! And debunk the myths of Springfield past? Plus maybe a MFIMDB buy out from Hollywood's Isabella Rosselini! Hoorah!?! Roll out the RED carpet, there’s a celebrity in town! The now homeless boys of the MFIDBZQ, amidst a potential new deal with their own Hollywood Superstar Isabella Rossellini, look at “Two Bad Neighbours”- written by Ken Keeler and directed by Wes Archer- and Maude’s interaction with President George Bush I, who just happens to move across the road! Will she bond with the Bushes? And more importantly...will she accept their lemonade? And despite the cold bitter January storms, the database duo push on and look into “Lisa the Iconoclast”- written by Jonathan Collier and directed by Mike B. Anderson- where Maude shows her support of another high profile celebrity- town icon Jebediah Springfield! Where does she stand on his heroism? F****ing listen and find out! And finally- that’s right there’s more- a sneak peek at next week's main event “Much Apu About Nothing”...when a bear attack threatens Ned’s very life, will Maude find the grit and courage she needs to save him? The long answer is 1:00:25. The short answer is no. Enjoy!

Ho Ho Hold on to your socks because there’s a Maudecast Christmas Special! The final gift of the week, following THREE Maudecasts, is a fourth! And just in time for the big day. Join Brendan and Nathan Watchdog as they flee the burning wreckage of the MFIDBAMDM and seek refuge for the night with their golden egg. And whilst they do that, they also take a look at some of Maude Flanders’ Christmas Highlights! First is Season 9’s “Miracle on Evergreen Terrace”- Written by Ron Hauge and directed by Bob Anderson- and we get a peek through the Flanders’ window to see just how Maude spends her Christmas mornings. Next up is Season 18’s “Kill Gil Volumes 1 & 2”, the most confusingly titled singular episode in television history- written by Jeff Westbrook and directed by Bob Anderson- and Maude makes a Christmas comeback in the Opening Credits! Finally, we throw the timeline by the wayside and skip all the way ahead to Season 31’s “Todd, Todd, why hast thou forsaken me?”- written by Tim Long and Miranda Thompson and directed by Chris Clements- and when Todd is missing Maude, Ned digs out the Christmas Videos- and gives the Maudecast the truest Christmas gift of all...post death Maude content. Wrap up warm, grab some Egged Nog, and relax and forget the world is on fire with the Maude Cast Christmas Special!

In arguably her most prominent non-speaking role to date, Maude finally gets a hobby! And your humble hosts at the MFIDBQED aren’t the ones to dilly dally around such matters. In “Team Homer”- written by Mike Scully and directed by Mark Kirkland- Maude, alongside hubby Ned and dynamic duo Tim and Helen Lovejoy, becomes one of the “Holy Rollers”, a bowling team with the championship trophy set dead in their sightline. But will they take the coveted prize when faced against Homer’s team of himself, Burnsy, Apu and Moe? I’ll give you a clue, the show ain’t called “The Maude Flandereses”. Not only that, we set the scene for next week with a quick look at “Two Bad Neighbours”- written by Ken Keeler and directed by Wes Archer- where Maude finds herself at a yard sale with...Larry the Barfly? Plus find out what we’ve been up to for the first 20 minutes! Why not? What else you got going on? MC28(26) A division of Ron DIbney's Magical Eel Emporium