Anyone want to stock up at Ikea with me? Don't worry I'm driving my motorcycle. 

Next time you go to a temple be sure to bring flaming hot cheetos. 

Foldgers is the worst shit I've ever put in my mouth and I can't buy the delight that is Vietnamese coffee. God damn global banking mafia! 

Vietnam, land of 1,000,000 dongs. 

I'll eat pho fo sho. 

Please click like on my butt and food. 

If someone attacked me in my dreams, I'd just block the punch, give em a right hook, and then do some ground and pound. 

Hey at least the batteries don't explode on your face. 

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. 

If you want to get the most nutrients from your nachos be sure to juice them.