Vietnam, land of 1,000,000 dongs. 

I'll eat pho fo sho. 

Please click like on my butt and food. 

If someone attacked me in my dreams, I'd just block the punch, give em a right hook, and then do some ground and pound. 

Hey at least the batteries don't explode on your face. 

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. 

If you want to get the most nutrients from your nachos be sure to juice them. 

BTW in Germany they can't have this debate because the German language already has a gender neutral pronoun, es,  and the gender neutral definite article, das. Germany is very progressive. They also have clubs with dark rooms where you can watch people have gay bondage sex. 

Where's my bacon latte?! 

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude check out mah glutes.