May The Force Live Long and Prosper

This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Rookies, an episode that features Dietrich's new favorite character, shines a light on Dave Filoni's weird kink for space fish, and sees Cate quietly watching Dietrich spiral into madness at the idea of suicidal sentient propane tanks. In addition, they share some of the more unhinged merchandise that's ever been ejected into the world, including a coffin for the recently deceased Trekkie in your life, a ghoulish body horror lollipop, and the opportunity to contort a very professional Leia in all directions. You can send questions or comments to [email protected]

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This week, Cate and Dietrich discuss an episode in which we discover just how bad the staffing issues on DS9 actually are, too many people get a bit too thirsty about a bioterrorist, and Jake finally, FINALLY gets a goddamn bed. In addition, Cate continues to lie to Dietrich about running, argues for a Ferengi/Shapeshifter buddy cop movie, and gets blinded by the not book that Dietrich's mother got him for the holidays. You can send questions or comments to [email protected].

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This week, Cate and Dietrich wrap up the Malevolence trilogy with an episode that had Dietrich laughing so hard he injured himself. How much is too much for aspirational tequila? Is anyone going to talk to the super battle droids about the dangers of steroid abuse? Do droids have a concept of mortality? The pair discuss this and more, but mostly just laugh about Obi-Wan abracadabring C3PO into a goddamn train. You can send questions or comments to [email protected]

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Happy Life Day, everyone! We brought you an acid trip to absolutely fracture any sense of sanity that you may have! For MTFLLAP's very first Christmas episode, we're joined by author Taylor Vaughan as Dietrich recounts the absolute fever dream that was the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, complete with Wookie refractory periods, a cocaine-fueled Roger Corman in multilimbed drag screaming at the screen, and Luke Skywalker telling a woman how much prettier she'd be if she smiled, all while Cate cackles with demented glee like some kind of holiday gremlin. It's an episode fueled by Dietrich's confusion and despair, so, you know, a perfect way to spend your Christmas. You can send questions or comments to [email protected].

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Does this episode start with nearly ten minutes of conversation about Uncrustables and Lunchables before these two idiots even get to the main topic? Who's to say? But following that very important discourse, Cate and Dietrich dive deep into a murder mystery surrounding everyone's favorite bucket boy. Should you finish your lunch if you develop the most colorful case of eczema in history? Is Bashir careening wildly towards a very uncomfortable conversation with HR? Does it actually impact the quality of an episode to jam every goddamn thing you can think of in a single hour? Find out this and more as Dietrich and Cate discuss holodeck happy endings, science blobs, and angry mobs. Email us your questions and comments at [email protected]

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This week, Cate and Dietrich break down the Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode Shadow of Malevolence, in which Anakin learns the value of pre-mission briefings, Cate rejects Dietrich's theory that Grevious and Krang are the same person, and Plo Koon really doesn't do well at his quarterly performance review. In addition, we discuss the General Grevious strategy for visiting Disney world, Dietrich requests a Jedi org chart, and they reluctantly admit that Anakin Skywalker might be SLIGHTLY better than a drunken tugboat captain. You can send questions or comments to our new email, [email protected], and please leave a review on iTunes or Spotify!

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This week, Dietrich and Cate dig into the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Past Prologue", in which Kira tries snitching as the solution to her blonde terrorist buddy problem. The pair discusses Odo's obsession with rats and Bill of Rights violations, the remarkably stringent TSA procedures on Deep Space Nine, and meet a delightful new character with zero sense of personal space. Do all runabouts have a hidden bomb button? Will Bashir get to keep that new suit? And for the love of the Prophets, has someone gotten Jake a bed? Find out all this and more this week on May the Force Live Long and Prosper!

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It's a double episode this week, as Cate and Dietrich break down the Star Wars: The Clone Wars episodes Ambush and Rising Malevolence. Is Yoda secretly a Disney princess? How lax are New Republic grooming requirements? Will Ashoka ever learn how to asshole properly? Find out all of that and more as Dietrich and Cate recap a pair of episodes that feature taser buttholes, diplomacy through WWE, and Jedi Master corporate retreats. You can leave questions or comments on our TikTok or Instagram, both @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper.

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This week, Cate and Dietrich sit down to discuss the pilot episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Cate recaps the episode, touching on how badly Bajor needs to send someone from child protective services up to check on Jake and his ration blanket, her nearly instant appreciation for the many fine qualities of both the station's first officer and Benjamin Sisko's bathing suit, and the pair debate whether or not the Bajoran gods might be hanging onto some problematic views. Follow the show at @MayTheForceLiveLongAndProsper on Instagram and Tiktok, and leave any questions in the comments!

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This week, Dietrich and Cate break down the plot of the Star Wars: The Clone Wars movie, discussing battle droids powered by a Casio keyboard, Obi Wan being the most disrespectful man in all of this franchise, Ashoka not understanding that snitches get stitches, and explaining how Jabba's lack of voice mail saved the galaxy. Will Dietrich enjoy his first adventure with Ashoka and the gang? Will Cate be able to decipher the deranged scribblings in Dietrich's notebook? Will Natalie Portman return to record galactic senate fundraising messages? Find out in this week's episode! Follow May the Force Live Long and Prosper on Instagram and Tiktok!

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