It's Star Wars Day, and we have a huge May the Fourth lined up! First, as Greg sits at home nursing eight newborn puppies, Speedy tests out a puppy nursing device to see if it works. Find out if Speedy can make the "Suckler 4000" work in the name of science and helping puppies. Joe Rogan floats a theory about Jeffrey Epstein working for the government. The border is a disaster, and Karine Jean-Pierre gets called on it. And a baby is saved from rolling into traffic by a random homeless guy.

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