Can anyone else hear the drilling, or is that just us…? CUCKOO CUCKOO

Mase bizarrely chooses to talk greek to The Gold Hunter’s Australian neighbour, then runs through his fluid stages of Boomers grief.

The Gold Hunter accidentally rewatches water polo, and both boys realise they’ve gone completely Cuckoo… Cuckoo…

It’s day twelve (12), guys… Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Step into the aeroplane toilet confessional and flush your sins away as we talk all things, coffee & earworm tv ads, as we abuse geriatric skateboarders and play a 'Names of the Games' quiz. All before getting far too nervous for Boomers coach, Brian Goorjan, as he is half-devoured by an anaconda; then we predict GOLD for the Wearninator...

It's Taco Tuesday in the Olympic village. More GOLD from the Fox family, lady bugs in goal at the water polo, Denny throws copper, & Fanny Burrito takes the photo finish at the mixed triathlon relay....

Mase is back!

Nuff said.

No Gold but a truckload of journaling . . . & waiting to start the 100m final.

1700 - golf kicks off and rounds up… Golf, in the olympics? Ok, ok…

18:55 Women’s 200m Round 1 (Torrie Lewis)

• 1948: Women's 75kg quarterfinal: Caitlin Parker vs Morocco

1950: Men's 110m hurdles round one: Tayleb Willis

2005pm: Men's dinghy: Matt Wearn

2035: Women's 400m hurdles round one: Sarah Carli, Alanah Yukich

• 22:00 STINGERS women water polo v Hungary
• 2200 Golden Girl Grace Brown Dog Brown is joined by Lauretta MMMBop Hanson and ruby rose man-hyphen Gannon… cycling Road race - women's 22:00
• 00:45 speaking of golden girls … Women’s Kayak Cross Heats (Jess Fox, Noemie Fox)
• 0100 Beach Volleyball Women's round of 16: Clancy pants and the solar panel v braajeeel
• 0130: Hockey Men's quarterfinal: Australia vs Netherlands

02:30 Women’s 50m Freestyle Final (Shayna Jack, Meg Harris)

02:36 Men’s 1500m Freestyle Final (Sam Short)

03:12 Men’s 4 x 100m Medley Relay

03:35 Women’s 4 x 100m Medley Relay Final

• 03:50 Women’s High Jump Final (Nicola Cultslagers, Eleanor mattress Patterson)

04:00 Men’s 100m Semi-Final

0430 Hammer throw final - men's

0435 800m semis - women's 04:35 (Abbey Caldwell & Claudia Hollingsworth)

• 0500 OPALS v France for a spot in the qtrs…
• 0550 100m final - men's

The Nerdies secure GOLD, and we collect the full sack of rocks -Gold, Kowalskis AND a Bermagui! Also - dick jokes.

This hangover just won't quit. There's only one (1) cure: MEN'S DOUBLES TENNIS with the Coodies...

YEEEAAAHH BOI!

Gold! Gold! Gold! The deluge continues.... and i am significantly putrid...

MAIN EVENTS:

1700 Shooting, women's 25m pistol qualification

1730 3 x 3 v traditional rivals Azerbaijan

1800 decathlon kicks off

1815 our mattress jumpers Eleanor mattress Patterson and Nicola olsyslagers

19:05 Men’s 1500m Round 1 ABCs Adam Spencer / ollie Hoare / stew mcsweyn

1942 ROWING Women's pairs — Jess Morrison, Annabelle McIntyre

2030: 3x3 Australia v Spain

2115 HOCKEY Australia v India

• 2130 BOOMERS v Greece

2200 Women's WATER POLO Australia v Cheating canuks

SWIMMING

0430 : Men's 50m freestyle final — Cameron McEvoy

• 0436 Women's 200m backstroke final — Kaylee McKeown
• 0443Men's 200m individual medley final

0535: Men's BMX racing FINAL Izaac Kennedy

* 0550 Women's BMX racing FINAL Saya Sakakibara, Lauren Reynolds