Australia sit atop the Olympic medal tally with not one (1)... not two (2) but THREE (3) Golds and a coupla (2) Kowalskis for good measure...

How Good Are We?! (rhetorical, we are grouse)

It all kicks Orrrf tonight and we have every timeslot covered! We're waking up tomorrow Girt by Gold, baby!

Let the Games Begin....

Let the Games Begin! We have arrived, and it's time to give you all a rundown of the next fortnight PLUS a live cross to Paris where mase is on the ground for the Opening Ceremony . . . alongside Dog The Bounty Hunter, of course...

We demand Dog The Bounty Hunter chase up all (Chinese) cheats in the Fast Pool of Paris, as Duncan Armstrong drags himself up a brassy hill, with nothing but gardening gloves, a skateboard and the will of an Olympic champion.

Mase gives his thoughts on Artistic Swimming and we remind everyone: STUFF THE THE SILVER, WE COME HERE FOR GOLD!

Friend Of The Pod, Country-Music-Lovin-Karl joins us to run through the Aussie chances in the surfing and sport climbing events this Olympics. He tells us about Tahiti's Slabbing Orbs and laments the lasting (damaging) legacy of the event. All before smashing the door down with an axe to watch Gladiators, telling us the star signs of our rock climbers...

Leave your colonial bullshit at the door - Capitalist Reptiles need not apply.

It's BOOMERS TIME! We run through the Boomers (4:00), Opals (18:30) and our 3 X 3 basketball hopes (22:00). Mase doesn't hold back giving his thoughts on Ben Simmons (5:45), the Boomers lineup (8:00) and gives us the rundown on his best trash talking moments (12:20) - brace yourself for dick jokes, guys...

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Would you chop off a finger for Aussie GOLD?

Today we preview all things Team Sport as the countdown to Paris ramps up.

We do our backs talking Hockey (6:25), become agoraphobic playing Rugby Sevens (14:25), wonder if Cook & Pottharst are the same person when watching Beach Volleyball at the base of the Eiffel Tower (17:30) & endure the LA riots beneath the surface, with our Water Polo legends (23:25)…

We're the Best In The World!

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In this ember ep of The Torch we ramp up our Olympic coverage and discuss all things Tillies & their tilt for GOLD! We also chat about or favourite natural disasters and the drive from Adelaide to Melbourne . . . obviously.

Save Keith Hospital!

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Mase’s children are crook, but he Still fronts up to talk utter gibberish with Sunny. Such commitment!

The boys discuss Snoop Dogg’s sprinting credentials (12:10) and crown the World’s Ugliest Dog (23:10)

The rest of the time is dedicated to a lot of (generally food-based) musings…

Chicken or cheese twisties? What IS on a burger with the lot? How many serves in a bar of Toblerone? What’s the best hangover cure? Does Sunny’s kid have jaundice? Is waterboarding REALLY That tough? Why don’t crumpets come in a loaf?

Oh, and who can source a gun the quickest…

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The Raw Dogs Raw Dog their way through the week’s sporting action…

Mase unpack’s Billy SLater’s Raw Dog press conference (10:45), whacks on the reverse bicockulars to view the AFL umpiring crisis clearly (17:00) then we meet the country’s Oldest first grade AFL-playing Raw Dog (23:50).

The Raw Dogs briefly Raw Dog their way through the Saffas T20 WC choke, hypnosis in golf & some Raw Dogs setting records in Le Tour, whose names we’ve already forgotten… (32:45)

They then Raw Dog the Copa América & Euros, praying the poms get Raw Dogged in the Quarter finals (35:00) all before asking What Have We Learned . . . & Is Andrea Bocelli REALLY blind…? (48:00)

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Andrew Dillon’s Green Maggot Acid Trips

INSTANT ONIONS…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvrtexjN9qo