This is episode 47 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:00:56 - Austin Powers, a dinosaur, and a priest walk into a bar

00:07:23 - Slander and libel

00:10:02 - The (lack of) WET Commandments

00:14:21 - Austin Powers doesn't wanna go to work

00:17:46 - McDonalds J Trump

00:19:35 - Justin hates "I voted" stickers

00:26:10 - Halloweenocaust

00:29:39 - The power of a $20 in Tyler Texas

00:34:37 - Markus' din-o-saur of the week

00:40:32 - Getting arrested in front of the bail bonds

00:43:36 - Come to The Green Room 11/29

00:44:10 - Justin's (Audio) Journal - tarot card reading

00:49:48 - Phill rejoins the podcast

00:51:47 - Justin's breakdown of the week

00:54:24 - We're basically The Beatles

00:59:45 - Phill is gonna neuter soup himself

01:02:11 - Getting terrifyingly high and freebasing Fox News

01:06:52 - Paying 15 cents in taxes

01:13:24 - Who's gonna win the presidency?

01:19:16 - Phill technically started a cult in the pandemic

01:23:14 - McDonalds E.coli outbreak

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Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/