In this premiere episode of World of Dumbness: Fuck, Marry, Slay, Kris and his co-host Claire Mulkerin peruse Clanbook: Brujah (1992) to decide whether they would fuck, marry, and/or slay a Brujah vampire from Vampire: the Masquerade. As always, their weighty decision includes a trip to Claire's Goth Poetry Corner, a pair of 13-word clan descriptions to introduce Clan Brujah to the uninitiated, and a final attempt to make the clan appealing with a Vampire Dream Date.

Music from this episode, used under CC license:

"Top Me" and "Happy Together Ending" from the album "Sex" by Soft and Furious (loyaltyfreakmusic.com)

"Asking Questions" by Rafael Krux

"Lost Souls" by Portrayal (portrayal.bandcamp.com)

"Just Need a Walk Under the Lights of the Boulevard" by Bisou de L'enfant Sauvage (bisoudelenfantsauvage.bandcamp.com)