Me, Mikeself and I

Me, Mikeself and I

By Mike Betancourt: Stand up comedian and podcasterComedy
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Me, Mikeself and I episodes

  • Episode Noventa Nueve (Ep 99) Stay The F Inside!

    First and foremost, I want to thank the great people of KNYO 107.7 FM for now adding Me, Mikeself and I to their program. That's right, this podcast is now a part of Fort Bragg!

    I look forward to come back and perform for you live once this virus is over but until then enjoy my podcast!

    Speaking of virus, everyone needs to STAY THE F INSIDE! We need to flatten the curve, get rid of this virus and follow the guidelines that Nurses and Doctors are instructing us to do so.

    Don't be stupid like the college students of University of Tampa Bay and hang out on the beach. By the way, 4 of them are now infected from the Coronavirus.

    Just stay home, clean and be safe. That's it. Pretty simple.

    If you need to go outside, I recommend you find masks and donate them to your nearest hospitals. Nurses and Doctors need your help, flatten the curve and donate masks!

    In other news, I have another beautiful story for my Good News segment.

    Here's the article: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/siblings-filmed-playing-cello-concert-for-elderly-neighbor/

    Don't forget to email me at

    [email protected]

    or visit my website

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com

    35 min
  • Episode Noventa Ocho (Ep 98) We Are All In This Together

    I am back from my road trip and quarantine with the rest of you. Does this suck? Absolutley. Am I out of a job? Yes, comedians have been fired. So what is there to do with my current situation? Podcast and have fun with the current situation.

    Enjoy this podcast as I talk about my recent road trip and just surviving this pandemic.

    Because after all......

    We are all in this together.

    Don't forget to email me at

    [email protected]

    or visit my website at

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com

    35 min
  • Episode Noventa Siete (Ep 97) Live from Coos Bay!

    Throughout my comedy career I have always traveled to Coos Bay, Oregon and it became my home away from home. I met some amazing people here and I am very happy to be back.

    In this episode I interview the voice of Coos Bay, Bill Simon. I have known Bill for many years and he got into stand up comedy because of me. I am sorry for that, I didn't mean to ruin his life. Which is why he took a step back from stand up and got a Masters Degree in Community Mental Health at Capella University.

    But we don't talk about mental health today, we talk about the history and culture of Coos Bay Oregon.

    Finally, I have another story for my Good News segment.

    Click here read the whole article.

    Don't forget to email me at

    [email protected]

    or visit my website at

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com/

    30 min
  • Episode Noventa Seis (EP 96) : Mike Will Get It Done

    I truly believe if Mike Bloomberg wasn't running for President he would be a guy on a yacht snorting a big pile of cocaine saying

    "This is how Mike will get it done!"

    I also talk about Harvey Weinstien found guilty and how the mafia will now be raising their dues to everyone in Hollywood because of his time in prison.

    "If you don't want to end up like Harvey, I suggest you pay a little bit extra."

    And finally another wonderful new story in my segment called Good News!

    Here's the article:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/23/sports/hockey/zamboni-driver-nhl-goalie.html

    CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS TO TOP DOG COMEDY FEBRUARY 29TH!

    Don't forget to email me at

    [email protected]

    or visit my website

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com

    36 min
  • Episode Noventa Cinco (Ep 95) Always Leave On A High Note

    I am back from my trip to Twin Falls Idaho!

    Thank you to the Koto Brewing Company and the great people of Twin Falls Idaho for having me perform this past weekend.

    In this episode I talk about how different both nights were. After having an ok set on Friday night, I went back to my hotel, looked at the footage and figured out what I had to do for the next show. Saturday night was pure magic that no one could plan for, everything clicked.

    Thank you Twin Falls for laughing and creating that moment for me, you taught me a lot.

    Finally, I have a new story for my favorite segment called Good News!

    Here's the article:

    https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20200210/good-news-hilliard-teacher-wins-states-only-milken-educator-award

    Don't forget to email me at

    [email protected]

    or visit my website

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com

    34 min
  • Episode Noventa Cuatro (Ep 94) Pride Comes Before a Fall

    Proverbs 16:18....

    "Pride goeth before destruction and haughty spirit before a fall. "

    That's exactly what the San Francisco 49ers did on Super Bowl Sunday. They thought they had it in the bag with a 10 point lead, 6mins left of the game and.... well we know the results.

    I also talk about Joe Montana, Steve Young and the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

    And finally, I have another wonderful story for my new segment called Good News:

    Here's the article:

    https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3644/Baby-Diagnosed-With-Inoperable-Brain-Cancer-Is-Now-Cancer-Free

    Don't forget to email me at

    [email protected]

    or visit my website

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com

    33 min
  • Episode Noventa Tres (Ep 93) Stop Saying RIP

    In today's episode, I talk about the tragic loss of Kobe Bryant, Gianna Bryant, John Altobelli, Keri Altobelli, Alyssa Altobelli, Christina Mauser, Sarah Chester, Payton Chester and Ara Zabayan.

    This tragedy has made me open up and talk about what's important. We lost a tremendous amount of love on Sunday and everyone has been affected by it. Life is very precious and we need to take time to show our love to everyone.

    Which is my this tragedy has made me irritated and angry about everything. Please, stop saying RIP when someone dies. RIP is an abbreviation for Rest In Peace. Are you that lazy to abbreviate your love for someone who just died? I didn't think so.

    I also talk about my comedy road trip I had this past weekend. Thank you Tilted Mash, Carson City Comedy Club and Hard Rock Casino in Lake Tahoe for having me. It was a lot of fun and I have ton of stories. Just listen and enjoy.

    And finally........

    I end the podcast with my new segment called GOOD NEWS!

    You can read along as I talk about this wonderful story.

    GOOD NEWS article:

    https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/oil-worker-uses-coffee-to-rescue-kittens/

    Don't forget to email me

    [email protected]

    or visit my website

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com

    38 min
  • Episode Noventa Dos (Ep 92) Welcome To Miami

    Don't go to Miami for the Super Bowl!

    It's going to be very expensive: from hotel rooms, ubers, food and drinks. But since you already bought a ticket you need to listen to this episode and know what you should look out for when you go to Miami.

    I also talk about my very first Martin Luther King Jr. Day March! I had an amazing time and I truly loved every moment of it.

    And finally I talked about a story in a segment called GOOD NEWS! I talk about good news instead of horrific news you see on a daily basis.

    Here's the article from my Good News:

    https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/watch-stray-dog-help-kindergartners-safely-cross-busy-street/

    Don't forget to email me at

    [email protected]

    or visit my website

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com

    32 min
  • Episode Noventa Uno (Ep 91) I did my time.

    Happy New Year everyone and I wish you well this 2020. Even though we are at the brink of war and the end of civilization is right around the corner but that shouldn't stop you from laughing. We need it now more than ever.

    In this episode I re-cap my show on NYE and mention my new hero Mario Schamer, I talk about Iran, Ricky Gervias, football and my new segment GOOD NEWS!

    Don't forget to email me at

    [email protected]

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com

    GOOD NEWS ARTICLE!

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/hospital-housekeeper-helps-two-patients-connect/ar-BBYKx6h

    31 min
  • Episode Noventa (EP 90) : Happy New Year!

    Christmas is officially over!

    We can all get back to our lives and start focusing on our New Year Resolutions. I hope each and everyone of you have a resolution for the next year and new decade!

    In this episode I talk about how I made my kids earn their Christmas gift, how Matthew Broderick never had a bad performance in any movie that he is in, and my new segment Called Good News!

    Any good news that you would like me to say on my podcast please email them at

    [email protected]

    Don't forget, I am Headlining on NYE in Martinez at the Campbell Theater, tickets are going fast so get them now.

    Here's the link to the shows

    7pm show-https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-at-the-campbell-new-years-eve-comedy-show-tickets-86101003419

    10pm show-https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-at-the-campbell-new-years-eve-comedy-show-tickets-86101518961

    https://www.mikebetancourt.com

    28 min

About Me, Mikeself and I

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Hear the amusing ramblings of a stand up comedian, Mike Betancourt, and his many voices including his personal favorites; Nick Nolte( 48 hours with Eddie Murphy) Beetlejuice( Beetlejuice) Ray Romano (We discuss drug habits and how he got started, allegedly)