Meandering Modern Man

Dan and Don forget to write a summary.

Don claims he only drinks one day per week. Dan calls bullshit. Tiger King penetrates Dan and Don's conversation.

Don and Frankie shit on everything. Dan thinks Kyle from HR should be in the Olympics. Dan and Don put the sound effects in overdrive.

Dan gets blacklisted. Don violates someone’s personal space. Dan and Don discuss the real problem facing America…people.

Dan makes enough sound effects for Police Academy 20. Don finds a cure for Assless Man Syndrome. Dan and Don look for the bright side of the Coronavirus.

Dan flexes his culinary muscles. Don ruins oysters for everyone. Dan and Don make a pact to do goat yoga.

Dan serves up dinner with a side of nipple. Don drops a bomb about middle child syndrome, but nobody notices. Dan and Don start a new conspiracy theory.

Dan goes to a pool party and wakes up dressed for success, Don debunks alien abductions, and Jimmy Hoffa directs the moon landing video.

Dan dominates his six-year-old in soccer and calls it a teachable moment. Don fights a sixty-seven-year-old man. Dan and Don take a dark turn and talk about death until the recorder actually dies. Don’t worry. It came back to life.

Dan and Don take an unexpected turn through Hate town where they hate on Punxsy Phil, Groundhog’s Day, door-to-door solicitors, and corporate America before finally arriving in a place called Hypocrisy.