Dan takes us back to his home town and highlights some of the things he misses about small town life. Don eats at three restaurants in six hours. Dan and Don stay optimistic about the opportunities created by the chaotic world we have known in 2020.

Dan explains what happens when you enter a room and forget what you were doing there. Don finally finds his wife’s favorite spot. Dan and Don discuss the ugly side of the prettiest people.

Dan demands an honest politician. Don demands legal marijuana. Dan and Don discuss diaper genies, poop snakes, and public restrooms.

Don finally decides oysters are delicious. Dan debates the dependability of new cars. Dan and Don dive into the troubled waters of the election.

Dan and Don talk about parenting and the significant impact that childhood experiences can have on the development of a child’s brain. Don uses pre-k logic to argue against the theory of evolution. Dan uses real life examples to destroy Don’s arguments. Dan and Don take a moment to recognize that most of what we, … Continue reading Episode 38: Flying Unicorn Turds →

Dan steals a heart and a job, while Don breaks one and ends up unemployed. Dan tries to dial in on the events that caused such a large divide amongst American political views. Don starts training the leader of his future libertarian leader. The table gets turned as Don has to shine light on Dan’s … Continue reading Episode 36: Let There Be Light →

Don gets a mouthful of Asian bologna. Dan negotiates a highly confidential sandwich from a street vendor. Dan’s dad birth’s a quail. Dan and Don take a trip down memory loss lane and reminisce about episode 1…the episode that never happened.

Dan and Don discuss the current climate of society. The guys revisit the O.J. Simpson trials and discuss their perceptions of the trial process in America. Dan hates on Johnny Cochran. Dan and Don disagree a little over the morality of defense attorneys. Dan explains the chemistry of the sour beer cleanse to Don.

Don performs rudimentary surgery on his thumb. Dan suggests thinning the human gene pool one bicyclist at a time. Don tells Dan about his recent revelation about just how much he means to his wife.

Dan gets a wicked case of road rash. Don passes on a career in medicine. Dan and Don tackle simulation theory and break the matrix for-ev-er.