Dan narrowly escapes unnecessary surgery. Don brings Jiu-Jitsu to a gun fight. Dan and Don discuss the current state of affairs for restaurants in Virginia.

Dan and Don deep fake some guests onto the show. Dan takes his son into the Matrix. Don explains this new “Tic Tac” all the kids are watching now.

Dan goes out on the town and gets an shocking wake up call. Don recalls a specific moment he knew he was not living up to his full potential. Dan and Don take the jam out of jam bands.

If you like girls with their jeans pulled up to their nipples, you’re going to love this one. Dan shares his love of women’s clothing from the 70’s, while Don appreciates a more modern look. Dan and Don discuss drug legalization and debate whether or not women are smarter than men.

Friend and former guest, Craig, chimes in on a previous conversation about killer animals. Dan and Don discuss pets, homicidal animals, and cannibal hamsters. They also make the argument that the C-word and the P-word are both non-binary insults and, therefore, not that offensive.

Dan talks about a Netflix documentary he recently watched and expresses his opinion about how movies should be received. Don is abnormally optimistic about the future. Dan and Don present opposing viewpoints on the current state of things in the United States and very different opinions of what may be to come.

Dan fantasizes about the Washington Football Team performing well in the playoffs. Episode 45 Don disagrees with episode 44 Don. Dan and Don discuss the storming of the capitol building by Trump supporters and try to think of some type of solution for the problems facing America.

Dan starts 2021 in a good place after crawling through a mile of sewage in 2020. Don drinks alone on New Years and starts 2021 with a headache. Dan and Don confess that the holidays sent their diets off the rails and vow to tighten it back up this year.

Don resolves to choose his words more carefully in 2021. Dan quickly talks him out of that resolution. Dan and Don discuss the true beauty of a good fart.

Dan basks in victory after his football team beats Don’s team. Don digs a hole to China and goes full hippy. Dan and Don discuss parenting styles and the importance of communication in interpersonal relationships.