North Korea releases it's International Happiness Index and guess who is on top? You'll never get it. Meanwhile the Germans, lacking detectives of their own, train vultures to detect for them. Eliana goes yarn shopping and is confused how show sponsorship works. Finally we address Wiener's penis, because, we have to, right?

In this episode we find out about Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg trying live as his ancestors did.  Deadly cucumbers come to Germany.  Goodbye to Oprah--sort of.  And yes, it's back, SOAP OR NOAP.  Wait.  SOPE OR NOPE.  It's one of the two.

Lars returns after a long convalescent at the Clinico El Magnifico and the gang goes camping where something hilarious, then terrible happens. Also, Hitler tried to train dogs to talk.

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Congratulation, you survived the rapture too. Special guest Brian James O'Connell of Dr. God and Tiger Pants fame joins us on the show to tell us about his new movie and the greatest break-up story of all time. We mourn the passing of Macho Man Randy Savage, avoid exploding Chinese melons, and wonder what the hell a Rumplemint is.

This show strongly encouraged by ThinkGeek.com. Noah is still at his parade and thus unable to control the increasingly inappropriate E. Raj Rajablahblah is apprehended for insider trading by Encyclopedia Brown, or was it a ficus in a suit? Lars explains when to fart and Eliana goes to a baptism.

The long lost return of producer Mike Cioffi. In his honor Craigslist Crap is played and we discuss gambling at Chuck E. Cheese. Just witch of the animatronic characters is the vigorish? We read excerpts from Osama Bin Laden's diary and Lars wants Heelys. Is he never satisfied?

Today, Brent has notes, Noah solves his dog problem by getting another dog, a Nigerian Prince is building his fortunes one facebook message at a time, and Texas lowers it's chewing tobacco laws. Elsewhere in the South Animal Kingdom wins the Kentucky derby and Eliana is trapped in another Pyramid scheme. Finally, a potato themed country music festival list. 

Happy Mothers' Day/Osama's Death Day! To celebrate, snooty Noah goes to an Old Country Buffet, we find a dead clown in a box, Eliana makes an offensive Mother's Day list, most Americans agree Osama Bin Laden is in hell, Brits need larger bras, and Noah mouths off.

The whole world rejoices in the Royal Wedding and Eliana misses it and Megaboom!! for a country music festival. Kevin fills in a suplies us with This Week in Nerds. Obama reveals his birth certificate, Arizona has a new state gun, Town of the Week, and 1 Star Reviews.

Clinico Magnifico is getting more aggressive with their advertising, Florida gives capes to the homeless, the very important, very royal wedding is upon us, changing dirty diapers and Earth conscious ways to celebrate Earth day.  This one's for Gaya.