Who will win prison, an extreme fear of dogs in the Tennessee State assembly, 80's Movie or Nay Ye Screwy, the president comes to visit Culver City, and Earth Day, Eliana style.

Brent finally addresses the fact that he can't feel emotions, Noah uses his emotions to explain why he holds a grudge against Daniel Tosh, Lars forgets to do his assignment for the show but makes up for it with his fun new phone toy.  Kids may have not have maps that reflect the independence of the Congo from Belgium, but we have a laser to fight pirates and Salina Kansas is the town of the week.  All that and more on this week's episode of the Shadow.

Megaboom went to a great hipster wedding, we find out whether Noah will Trade Eliana for a knife, Brent picks the wrong girl on Facebook, and a mailman poops in your yard. In international news a 75 year old woman turns off Armenia's internet, the whole internet, while searching for copper. Like 75 year old women do. And America is laughed at by everyone when Trump continues to lead the Republican primary polls.

Patrick Baker is still with us for the back half of the week and describes the proper way to eat a Cadbury egg.  We find out if it is or is not appropriate to touch breast implants before the age 14.  This week in the south, and it's Baconallia at Denny's again.  Remember last year's Baconallia!  It was off the hook!

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With Lars recovering at Clinico El Magnifico Patrick steps up, saves the day, and yells a lot. Brent goes to a gay bar, Noah relives his trauma in the toilet, and Eliana finds three British children with a baloon and a dream. What will happen when Glenn Beck steps down at FOX? Maybe a Pope hat. Finally, Patrick introduces us to the madness that is Yelp and we all learn a little somehting about the service on the moon.

Lars pulls off one of the biggest cons in Christian movie history by swindling a free copy of Gooby from its creators by pretending to be a retarded boy.  We do an ironically fast examination of the slow internet movement that could be coming to a vegan coffee house near you. The first installment of How Far Noah Will Go For A Thing and also we meet one of a very unlikely royal watcher.

Brent and Noah went to Vegas and did appropriate things with a stripper. The animal kingdom proves once again that it's terrible to be in the animal kingdom, and the Bronx Cobra is found. A new game is introduced, You Can't Get There From Here, and Noah awards a nurse award.

Due to L.A.'s inability to deal with rain, power is out in the studio. Lucky for us we have back-up equipment powered by a large wheel and the indefatigable Lars. That gives us the opportunity to discuss expensive dogs, people selling fake radiation medication, an unhappy woman in West Virginia, and Noah's continuing fight against other people's garbage.

Did you know that the world is going to end?  Apparently the crate lady does, and now Eliana will too.  Lars brings us a fantastic new game with a fantastically confusing title.  Atlantis is back but boring.  Penis spines are no more, but still trendy.  And Noah is a bit of a bull in a china shop.

Congratulations women of Los Angeles, Brent is single! Other good news - Noah is still "not" gay in public restrooms, Eliana is still jealous in Scottish Hooters, and Lars is very very awake. Lars demonstrates how awake he is during a serious discussion of the Japanese earthquake and tsunami. Also, Dental Dan's Dental Dams.