Our first day in the new studio! Don't you love that new studio/old mid-level ambulance distributor's office smell? We start the show by hazing Lars and his miserable foot-loving Jets. He repays us with the coolest dinosaur ever. We discuss Tunisia and KFC's and try to understand why Eliana's mom keeps making mud golems in the house.

Brent buys his first comic book at the age of 26.  Next week he's going to TP the neighbors.  We learn why Dominoes Pizza ought to have an HR department.  It's official, Americans are too fat to walk safely.  And the Chinese President comes too America and everyone is really nice to him!  Just kidding.  They use racist caricatures because they think everyone that doesn't talk like them sounds stupid.  All that and Lars might eat a whole pig (or maybe not!) on today's Megaboom!!

Noah is taking Eliana out to the hot-flashiest show in town, the Palm Desert Retirement Village Follies.  Lars is excited to see a wholly mammoth, Brent is excited to hunt it. Bart Scott stops by to get excited and sunflowers lose their mind. Finally Eliana finds a new way to meet Just-For-Men models.

Brent is hungover after doing a late night comedy set. Lars is hungover from watching Moulin Rouge. A wizard is hung over consorting with genies. Marmelade is hanging on for dear life in appetite shifting Britain. And Lars wont drink poop coffee. Also, Detective Larry McBoob, service cat!

Yes.  It is a bad play on words.  We are aware. Noah.  And today you will enjoy both feet and bad word play courtesy of Brent and a Burger King customer.  Everyone learns that Lars is a long suffering Jets fan who also has a robust knowledge of foot fetishes.  We will answer the question of whether or not Eliana's tears are hot or not, oh and also birdpacolypse!

Brent and Noah begin the show with terrible hang-overs following a night of their favorite Anderson Cooper based drinking game. Then we learn about a very smart dog and its very lazy trainers while Noah introduces the new MegaMillions lottery winner. Meanwhile at the hall of justice/Congress, the House continues to read the constitutions. Luckily two angry Swedish men distract us by fighting with shovels. Finally Eliana tries to tell a story, but Noah tells a better one. Face.

Happy New Year Everyone! Megaboom!! is back and ready for 2011. For this episode we took the opportunity to pause and reflect on the the end of 2010. Eliana reflected on how much falling Lizards sound like marauding Cubans. Lars reflected on the NASCAR Cafe with the help of 107 oz of beer. Noah reflected on mail order brides on vacation. Brent jumped over a fire. And yes, MajelelaZeZeDiamond reflected on her coronation as Queen of Vagina.

So, good news and bad news.  The good news is the countdown to Christmas is on.  That means time with family during which you're not allowed to pick hairs out of your food because, come on, it's your mother's hair, and Christmas parades where drunkards attack people driving floats for no good reason in the spirit of the baby Jesus.  But the bad news is China is beating us badly in test taking.  If you have a child in school you're probably aware of this as your Jason has come home crying after his classmate, Xiang Zao Ping, made fun of him for not getting a 147% on the last standardized test.  Time to step up Jason.  On an unrelated note, Noah watched porn for work, making his parents prouder than ever.  Happy middle of December everyone.

The show is about an absurd thing Mormons do. No not that. Not that one either. Ew, gross, no way dude, definitely not that. Oh yes, that one. It's also about Chinese peace prizes, the truth about Panda Bears/ Racoons, old timey racist joke books, and puppy heimlich. But most of all this show is about friendship. Or should of been, if anyone could have remembered Noah's birthday.

Eliana could not be with us during this most joyous holiday episode, but we make up for it by finally getting into our maybe serial killer's apartment to find out if his mother is real or just him in a skin suit.  We also discover what qualifies as a sex crime in Sweden, debate the dangers of geese vs. spiders and engage in the 9th annual Megaboom!! secret Santa gift-a-thon.  How could there be 9 years of Megaboom!! secret Santa when there has only been 1 year of Megaboom!!?  It must be a Christmas miracle.