Newt Gingrich pulls a fast one on the nation's doctors but Megaboom!! is there to save our good friend Dr. Magnifico. Sort of. We put Noah and Eliana's love to the test, it fails, and Noah buys some expired deodorant. What a deal! Finally Brent decides that reggae isn't music, it has something to do with Descartes but by that point no one is listening.

Great news everyone! Andy Rooney is still alive, and to prove it he's going on a diet. The Chilian miners are still alive and to prove it they're wearing sunglasses. Old people are still alive and in England they're driving 250cc Rascals. Google could care less, their new car drives itself, we recap the Fantasy TV league, and Eliana struggles with continued unemployment. Finally Noah discovers true shame when his mom has to fix his broken testicals. It's a banner crop this week on Megaboom!! Eat up!

Evidently Brent is the only person in North America who did not know that the casual encounters section of Craigslist is for fun, no strings attached, possibly disease free sex time.  So he convinced Eliana to use it to try to find a friend.  And she found many.  Mostly with penises!  We also gain a little perspective on Chinese dissidents and their prize winning, recap week one of the fantasy TV league, and get a visit and medical advice from probably the most inappropriately named doctor in the San Fernando Valley.[ ]  ok to contact me about appearing in cl documentary series

In today's show,  Stan Lee has finally found a medium where he can excel, no not comics, the NHL. If the keystone cops ran the FBI they might be doing a better job than the agents in today Law Enforcement round-up, and  another round of Apple Reader Stan-Up.  Finally, Brent and Lars sports ball pass to team player in the net bang (Noah says this is called an 'alley-oop' but he's a runner, what does he know) to describe California elections - and lastly, racing pigeons.

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Sadness abounds during this back half of the week for the Megaboom crew.  Noah and Brent have their bikes stolen, Eliana is still unemployed and now without a car to get her around to her many tupperware parties and female empowerment conferences and Lars feels bad about Noah not being able to take a trip to Hawaii.  Or maybe Noah feels bad, but we didn't want to leave Lars out.  So to perk us up we decided to start up a fantasy TV league.  Fantasy TV league you say?  That sounds great!  How can I play?  Well you can't.  It's exclusive.  Like Harvard Connection.  Anyone seen Social Network yet?  Anyone?  Fine.  Heathens.  Also Noah brings us tales from the first town sold on eBay for the Megaboom Town of the Week.  Do download it.

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Congratulations humor, that 2-d tumor that's been using all of your hilarious white blood cells to collect chocolate and angst is dead! Death to Cathy, may her yogurt fueled reign be instantly forgotten. In lieu of singing this week, the gang examines the Philippine phenomenon of the "My Way Murders," Brent and Noah try to explain what life on Gliese 581g might be like (lots of bats), and children in New Zealand go on a class sponsored possum hunt. Finally, Eliana's mom tells us what Charlie the dog is thinking.

This show is titled "Remember the Mouse Trap" because at the end of the episode someone does not, and they pay the ultimate price/Brent hurts himself. What happens when Eliana watches too much "Weeds" and moves to the suburbs? What happens when Lars try to move? What happens when Noah makes stuff up about your town? What happens when Kevin Sorbo can't have a pet pig? What happens if someone actually stops to think about Lifetime movies? Find out on this episode of Megaboom!!

After last week's show Brent was accused of being a potential cult leader. Potential? Ha! To punish his sometimes followers he invents a terrible game, "The Box of Pain." No one wins. The show also debuts it's brand new segment, "Apple Reader Stand-Up." Can you tell the difference between you favorite stand-ups or will the machines win? We also discuss the big story of the week (Christine O'Donnel) and the least big story of the week (A 1964 article inSports Illustrated about feeding LSD to carp.). Finally Eliana attends a women in business conference we're there's a surprising dearth of business but the expected amount of designer purses.

Somehow the world manages to remain on its axis after Brent is forced to eat a little humble pie courtesy of what may be a decommissioned military destroyer and he actually apologizes.  We make a thorough analysis of the environmental manifesto of an environmentalist lunatic, Eliana continues her misadventures in her parent's driveway and everyone discovers the magic that happens when Lars and Eliana sit down to collaborate on list writing.  Plus Super Slide!  Won't you join us?   

In this episode Noah recounts his trip to the emergency room, Brent explains why the homeless have amazing retard strength, and Eliana gets excited about the poverty rate. In other news Lars finds a new use for all of his pee filled mason jars and the first cat man is discovered in a tree farm.