This week's show is a bucket of conflict. Jewish Brooklyn Hipsters are attacking a group of Jewish Brooklyn Jews, with bicycles! There is a new sheriff in town and his name is global warming induced giant lobster. Lars has a cat named Detective Larry McBoob. He really does. Finally, Eliana's dad fights an overage charge on Eliana's cellphone. Weapon of choice, a Western Union Telegram and a sack full of crazy.

Lars is back! Eliana horrifies the crew with the latest issue of Cosmo and we try to decide if there is anything cuter than a sick koala. There isn't. Ever wonder what Andy Rooney would say about the choking game? Wonder no longer loyal listeners. Finally Brent joins MyCokeRewards. His first reward? Disappointment. Boom, you're welcome.

Gentleman farmer and co-creator of MTV's hugely interesting Popzilla!, Kevin Pederson, joins us to discuss Lady Gaga and whether space elevators are possible when everyone is fat. Dastardly Dan and Mutley get in on the latest Illuminati scam and everyone misses Noah/The Jewish Police. Spoiler alert!!!! Kevin ruins the ending of the Lost Symbol and climate change. Should you start a seed capsule, should you own a gun, should you marry your childhood sweetheart? Yes. And today we explain why.

Special guest Patrick Baker, comedian and author of historical mad-libs (really), teaches us about zezbian Witchcraft and fails to prove Brent is a hipster. Everyone agrees lady’s soccer is more fun with gratuitous violence and Cioffi tells the greatest joke of all time, you’ll recognize it when you hear it. Scooter Libby’s bear porn book is uncovered and it is gross. Also, Twilight girls blow.

If the Chinese burn a statue of your president, are you still friends? This week’s episode features writer/animator/Vinnie Barbarino impersonator Lars Kenseth. We talk aliens in the Catholic Church, Labioplasty, and Warren Buffet’s new choo choo. Eliana proves to be a fountain of whimsy and Noah considers showering on the moon. We try to understand Oprah’s obsession with faceless guests and Lars pushes clam flavored beer. It’s a regular kind of day here on Megaboom