Men Can't Drive

2023 is upon us. Rockie and Riley are here to ease any doubts about the upcoming unknown. On this episode, they have perfected a list of all things they predict will happen in the next 365 days. This list cover celebrities, social issues, their own destiny to come, and more. You can't deny the evidence. Also on this episode, Rockie and Riley recap their week, which just so happens to be the worst week of their lives! Listen to hear how they cope, and to hear Rockie say "my skirt doesn’t cover my groin area" in a high-pitched voice. 

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This week, the girls get into the Christmas spirit by asking the questions everyone REALLY wants to know this holiday season. Rockie and Riley call upon MULTIPLE fanatic-holiday-experts to get the answers you need. Riley also reveals a new surprise segment that even Rockie is shocked by. Grab a glass of mulled wine and buckle up for holiday havoc. 

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This week, Rockie and Riley challenge each others' thinking. What events would actually cause major societal shifts? Is the internet really deteriorating our brains? Will Nick Cannon end up having twenty children? Through discussion, Riley is left confused about the purpose of the Royal family while Rockie has an awakening that will change her life. Together, they brainstorm ways to make each other feel more alive and highlight the current events that are making our planet a better place. 

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Rockie and Riley have one mission on this weeks episode - to blow your mind into a  bajillion pieces. How will they accomplish this? To get a glimpse, it may involve Woody from Toy Story, the Stanford Prison Experiment, and how to say "blow my back out, José" in the Minion language.

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Rockie and Riley introduce their roommates, special guests Maddie and Meagan, in a very spicy way...LAVA CUP: the game that exposes everyone's true nature. Learn how often the roomies cheat on tests, watch animal porn, engage in the use of intentional violence and fear to achieve political aim, and much more. 

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BOO! Men Can't Drive presents the very first HALLOWEEN EDITION episode! In the spirit (pun intended) of the holiday, Rockie and Riley take their best stab (pun intended again) to scare each other by ghost stories, paranormal beliefs, and horrible costume ideas. The two friends prep interactive spooky stories for each other...can they survive a haunted apartment? What about a possessed daughter? Listen to find out.

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Ever heard of a cult? Know someone in a cult? Interested in joining a cult? Rockie, Riley, and Rockie's Gynecologist all thought the same questions. This episode the friends dive into the most popular cults of our time: Heaven's Gate, NXIVM, Charles Manson, and more. They discuss the absurdness yet provocative influence of these groups, and how they can start one of their own to stop all men from driving.

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Who speaks 5 languages, listens to Andrew Tate, survived a Turkish revolution, crushes on animated character Nala from the Lion King, beheads mice, AND has a 10 pack of abs? Men Can't Drive's newest special guest: Furkan. After scouting out the perfect guest via Tinder, Rockie and Riley meet with Furkan to kick off their new segment: Tinder Tom. The three dive into conversation about fame, and Furkan does not hold back. He gives his thoughts on the Illuminati and why the Avengers would be his ideal smoke circle.

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This episode Rockie & Riley opened the floor to what Men Can't Drive followers wanted to hear. The common theme? Dating. They share juicy personal stories, get the scoop from a relationship expert and even confront an angry ghost of Riley's past.

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Life is a highway filled with potholes, beautiful scenery, roadkill and sexual awakenings. Rockie and Riley get real this week and share what their 20's have handed them so far. Is a quarter life crisis a thing? 


Life's like a road that you travel on
When there's one day here, and the next day gone
Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand
Sometimes you turn your back to the wind

There's a world outside every darkened door
Where blues won't haunt you anymore
Where the brave are free and lovers soar
Come ride with me to the distant shore

We won't hesitate
To break down the garden gate
There's not much time left today, yeah

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're goin' my way
Well, I wanna drive it all night long

Through all these cities and all these towns
It's in my blood, and it's all around
I love you now like I loved you then
This is the road, and these are the hands

From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights
Knock me down and back up again
You're in my blood, I'm not a lonely man

There's no load I can't hold
A road so rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long (whoo!)
If you're goin' my way
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)

A-gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah

Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long, mmm, yeah
If you're goin' my way (if you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)

There was a distance between you and I (between you and I)
A misunderstanding once
But now we look it in the eye, ooh, yeah
Mmm, yeah (whoo!)

There ain't no load that I can't hold
A road so rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Tell 'em we're survivors

Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long (all night long, yeah)
If you're goin' my way
Well, I wanna drive it all night long

A-gimme, gimme, gimme
A-gimme, gimme, yeah

Life is a highway (life is a highway)
I wanna ride it all night long, whoo, ooh, yeah
If you're goin' my way (if you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long, yeah)

C'mon, gimme, gimme, gimme
Gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah

Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
(Yeah, I wanna drive it all night long, baby)
If you're goin' my way (if you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)

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