In a new tradition of airing episodes in the reverse order from which they were written, Sheriff Coors and Deputy Gertrude the Loon are assisted (heh) by SkyHighMan. Hope you listened to the last three Deputized! stories, listener!

Think of today's public service announcement as a kind of game show in which our isolationist leaders choose the new 51st state: Greenland? Canada? All we know is, it better damn well not be Belgium.

Who says you can't enjoy illusions and close-up magic on a radio show?

In cleaning out the latest bit of cultural detritus from the show's spam filter, Tony and Kevin face an existential dilemma.

Now that the USA is winning, winning, winning by simply re-naming geographical features like Gulfs and Buttes, the GOP shares their latest acquisitions!

The harm ptarmigan is gone, but the hosts/prisoners of today’s #1 talk show recorded in an impenetrable jail aren’t out of peril yet!

Holy Jacob Burckhardt, Batman! It’s a real Restroom Renaissance at the Shops at Plimsoles Hills!

Like rats shiftly aimlessly through an endless, imponderable labyrinth, the cast of the rebooted Talk Show/Inescapable, Real Prison explore their need for Being.

Ungrateful little incel Jack Shambles joins Deputy Thorn Withers and Gertrude the Loon to investigate Old Man Withers' Surplus Store.

Sheriff Coors and Deputy Maisie rope in Creg Bellowes from Lower Heights Public Radio to investigate their latest case.