Coming in hot from the holiday weekend, Dylan brings news of Phaedra’s Dancing With The Stars casting, as well as Mauricio’s Netflix cancellation. Then, he discusses Tamra Judge’s facial journey, and why being open about plastic surgery is smart on many levels. Later, it’s RHODubai finale week, and as the season comes to a close, Dylan tries to make sense of where it all went wrong for Ayan and Lesa. Will things finally make sense after the reunion? We can only hope so, but it seems unlikely.

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As summer wraps up, we’ve got a new series dedicated to throwbacks and deep dives into the Bravo vault—it’s The Alley Behind MIA! To kick things off, Dylan is ready to die over the first season of The Rachel Zoe Project, and it’s a wild ride through the fashion faux pas and tabloid controversies of the mid-2000s. From fashion week to award season, Rachel and the Zoe Camp are like a 2008 fever dream, but how has the show aged 16 years later?

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The week comes to a close with a few major Bravo news updates, along with our regularly scheduled RHOC recap. First, Dylan shares the latest on Tom Girardi’s trial, and then he tries to contain his excitement about Brittany Cartwright finally filing for divorce from Jax Taylor. She’s free!! Then, he dives into Alexis Bellino and John Janssen’s cursed engagement announcement, and what it means for the upcoming OC reunion. Later, Dylan pivots to the actual OC episode, which sees Tamra host (almost) all of the ladies at a Traitors-themed party.

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Midway through the RHOC season, Dylan is joined by writer Louis Peitzman, who has lots of thoughts on Alexis Bellino’s comeback experiment. They discuss why her approach this season is falling so flat, and the particular difficulties of being a friend of. Later, Dylan picks Louis’s brain on the upcoming seasons of RHONY and RHOSLC, and whether there’s hope for RHODubai after a second season that hasn’t made much noise. They also discuss Jo’s declaration that she’s moving on from… whatever she had with Tom Schwartz.

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With Bravo’s current schedule a little light, Dylan dives into the vault and comes up with an underappreciated gem: Tabatha’s Salon Takeover. He talks about the recession-era vibes that made the show so great, and why it 100% holds up to a present-day binge. Earlier in the show, he has some Bravo updates from every corner of the internet, including Brandi Glanville’s latest ploy for attention and Kathy Hilton’s puzzling estate sale.

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With the RHOC cast still on their dueling trip-lets, Dylan assesses the vibes in both La Quinta and Big Bear on this week’s episode. He also narrates the latest updates in Shannon v. Lexie, and the newly-discovered layers of Shannon and John’s financial fight. Earlier, Dylan shares news from various nooks and crannies of the Bravo world, from Melissa Gorga’s podcast appearance to Kandi Burruss’s big new gig.

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Hear that sound? It’s an avalanche of great drama and terrible outfits that could only mean a new season of RHOSLC is on its way. On today’s episode, Dylan breaks down all the best moments from the season five trailer, and what we know about the new women joining the cast. He also reacts to the Bennifer divorce news, and whether JLo would be a good addition to RHONY. Later, he recaps this week’s RHODubai, where the heat has been reduced to a critical level upon the group’s return from Bali.

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Now that RHONJ has come to an end, Dylan spends this week’s Monday episode sharing a host of Bravo news items and answering some listener questions. He recaps his experience at Andy Cohen’s wax figure unveiling, plus Bethenny and Gina’s latest social media self-deprecation. Next, he unpacks the unfortunate news about Ariana Madix’s brother Jeremy, and a few more reactions to Dance Moms: A New Era. Later, he gives some recommendations for those who have finished binging Housewives (including a tantalizing new show) and spills the tea on his worst Bravoleb interaction. Finally, he ponders whether another franchise besides RHONY could be in line for the Legacy treatment.

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We’ve made it to the end of another week, which of course means Dylan is back to recap another episode of RHOC. As the women head out on two separate trips, Alexis continues to talk more about Johnny than anything else, and Gina suddenly finds herself all alone on Scary Island with no friends. Earlier in the episode, Dylan talks through even more Miami news that isn’t being captured by the cameras, and gushes about the unexpected excellence of the new Dance Moms reboot.

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After a lengthy wait, we finally have a trailer for RHONY season 15, and Dylan starts the episode by sharing his reactions. He also questions whether this second reboot season could be the big test for who stays around for the long haul. Speaking of second seasons, he digs back into RHODubai after a few weeks away, and things are a bit out of sorts. The Bali trip brings new material, but also… does anyone care? The real Dubai drama, however, is happening in real time on social media, and Dylan tries to make sense of the new rift between Sara and Saba.

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