Dylan and Bari give a quick update on all the upcoming Bravo shows, then dive into a packed episode. They start with Below Deck, and give their updated thoughts on Francesca vs. Elizabeth, and share their excitement about the upcoming charter guests. Next, they break down RHOD, and question why Kameron and Kary seem so dead-set on disliking D’Andra. Finally, they get into RHOSLC, where the Jen Shah hurricane has left a path of devastation in Las Vegas. They explore the ever-evolving relationship dynamics on the show, and wonder if Mary will ever leave her closet again.

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Bari and Dylan waste no time diving into the drama with Madison and Jay Cutler. Do her receipts really mean anything, or is she just thirsty? Then, they recap the season finale of Southern Charm, where Kathryn finally had some real conversations, and Madison and Austen got in one last round of toxicity. Finally, they share their thoughts on RHOA, including PJ-gate and Drew’s newfound messiness.

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Dylan and Bari are joined by RHOSLC’s Whitney Rose, who comes prepared to spill a whole Vida Tequila bottle full of tea. She shares how she got involved with the show, and what the first season journey has been like. Then, she gives an emotional update on her father, and what she’s learned about standing up for herself. Next, she addresses her issues with some of the ladies on the show, and responds to Lisa Barlow calling her a snake on Instagram Live. Finally, she plays a game of “Who Would You Choose,” and reveals whose life advice she would never take.

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Dylan takes a break from reading Faye Resnick’s book to recap the latest Bravo episodes with Bari. They start with Below Deck, where Chef Rachel is making a lot of enemies, and James is determined to break Elizabeth’s heart. Then they discuss recent developments on Real Housewives of Dallas, starting with why Kameron is so angry at Tiffany. They also share their thoughts on D’Andra’s refreshing new vibe, and Stephanie’s newfound independence. Finally, they recap the first part of the RHOC reunion—everyone hates Braunwyn, Elizabeth is desperate, and Kelly makes herself look even worse.

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Bari and Dylan kick off the week with some important Bravo news updates. Some new tea about Braunwyn is even more scandalous than expected, and friendships have shifted in the Vanderpump Rules cast. Then, they recap this week’s RHOA episode, featuring the return of Noelle the influencer. Kenya can’t help making more digs at Porsha, while Kandi isn’t impressed with everyone’s generosity at her charity event. And of course, Drew is still nowhere to be found as the ladies plan their first group trip.

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It’s a week full of finales, as Dylan and Bari recap RHOC and the first half of the Southern Charm finale (whatever that means). Things in OC are bleak: Gina and Shannon’s relationship is on the rocks, Braunwyn gets yelled at for living in a conservative neighborhood, and Elizabeth tells some more cringeworthy lies. Over in Charleston, Austen and Madison’s toxic breakup spiral continues, and Leva struggles to get everyone to understand what Kathryn did wrong.

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In another packed show, Bari and Dylan start by recapping this week’s episode of Below Deck. With drunk Delores off the boat, James and Elizabeth’s budding relationship is the main source of tension. Next, they discuss RHOD, their evolving thoughts on Dr. Tiffany Moon, and why Kameron needs to do better. After a brief discussion of the RHONJ trailer, they finish off with RHOSLC, where Jen and Whitney are on the rocks after the showdown at Sharrieff’s birthday. Meanwhile, Meredith is back with Seth, and Mary is apparently never leaving her closet again.

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Dylan and Bari kick off the new week by discussing some baby news in the Bravo world. They give their feedback on Stassi’s name choice, and celebrate the fact that Dean Darby no longer looks like his father. Then, they dive into this week’s RHOA recap, beginning with why Riley’s college sendoff isn’t your average Housewives kid storyline. After unpacking Porsha’s emotional family discussion, they move on to Kenya’s surprise party, which was chaotic in the best possible way. Joe Biden didn’t show up, but that didn’t stop it from being a night to remember.

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After the longest week ever, Bari and Dylan return to recap this week’s episodes of RHOC and Southern Charm. They discuss why this season of Orange County just hasn’t worked, what they’re expecting from the reunion, and what casting changes need to happen for next season. Over in Charleston, the episode centers on Madison’s awkward AF beach party, where tensions flare between Kathryn and most of the women. Why can’t she just have a conversation about her mistakes? Finally, they talk about why Leva is the best, and why Madison and Austen both need to grow up.

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Bari and Dylan take a break from stress-watching CNN to talk about what really matters: Bravo! It’s a packed show, and after trying to come up with a stronger word than “wasted” to describe one Below Deck charter guest, they get into the Real Housewives of Dallas premiere. They’re loving new housewife Tiffany, and after Kameron’s luxury garage sale and Stephanie’s over-the-top pool party, they’re excited to see where this season will go. Finally, they recap RHOSLC, and unpack Whitney’s foray into messiness at Jen’s big party.

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