No one is more ready to dive into some holes than our heroes! Simmon makes a hypothesis, Celeste goes girlboss mode, and Algernon looks pretty. Find out how well these Statistical Wonders do with a looming threat of apocalypse on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

You know what they say! Home is where the Hell is! Simmon gets a wing, Celeste sees her dads, and Algernon is hot. Take a cozy lava bath on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

What is true? What is modified for the sake of memory? Who knows! Simmon has a heart to heart, Celeste is off being gay somewhere, and Algernon is worried about his mom. What may be changed in this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

Credit to Luis Humanoide on YouTube for letting us use his music!

It's time for a skirmish! A scrabble! A fight! Celeste blows up a snake, Simmon is nervous about a party, and Algernon helps his family. Don't look into it's eyes on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

Statues and trees and deer! Oh my! Everything in this forest is spooky! Simmon rewinds time, Celeste is a master tracker, and Algernon finds his sister! What kind of mysterious things await our heroes in this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

How many more Into The Woods References can one podcast take?! Simmon wants to look at giants, Celeste will not be silences, and Algernon takes the blame again! Find out how it isn't anyone's fault in this week's episode of Mercenaries in retrograde!

Serpents and Adventurers alike will love this episode! Simmon explains, Celeste bonds, and Algernon plays. What slithering secrets will be revealed on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

We're back where our heroes began their crazy journey for one night and one night only! Simmon goes to Ollie, Celeste visits Finch, and Algernon stop's by Alec's! Find out what our wonderful cast of side characters has been up to on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Special thanks to Luis Humanoide on YouTube for letting us use his music for the episode!

This episode had our heroes screaming Oh Worm! Simmon electrocuted things, Celeste made a teleportation Circle, and Algernon doesn't know what mending does. Figure out a new way to travel on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!