Mercenaries In Retrograde

What could be better than a purple worm! A purple worm train! Simmon has questions, Celeste rolls bad, and Algernon contacts Taupe! Find out the facinating secrets of this train on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Like a snake eating its own tale, fate goes around and around with no end. Simmon goes feral, Celeste swings in a hammock, and Algernon lends some comforting words. Unweave fate's tapestry on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Grab a coffee and prepare for a lesson with Professor Petaldae! Simmon teaches the class, Celeste sits criss cross applesauce, and Algernon tells Irvin about his dream. Don't get over caffeinated for this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

How does it feel to know that you're a part of something bigger? Simmon cannot find what he lost, Celeste feels like an imposter, and Algernon is the soul binding the party together. Find out who will hide their feelings in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Gods and Mortals alike rejoice when our statistical wonders walk into the room! Or... maybe not. Simmon interrogates a god, Celeste keeps Simmons in check, and Algernon is mortified. Find out what those strange pulsing crystals are on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

It's actually not a pirate's life for these Statistical Wonders but it is a bug's life for Simmon! Simmon and Honey talk science, Celeste is in awe of the crystals, and Algernon is worried about his boys. Find out how life could be a dream on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

The high seas have awaited our heroes for long enough and now it's time to strike! Simmon is a wank, Celeste flambés some eel, and Algernon shoots his shot. Find out how much damage awaits on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Friends, Lovers, Those Secretly Married, and Those who refuse to acknowledge they like eachother, we come together today to witness the chaos that is the Statistical Wonders on a boat. Simmon is sleepy, Celeste gets made fun of, and Algernon learns some shocking news. Figure out what will become of those on the sea on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Follow Simmon Petaldae, Celeste Tourmalia, and Algernon Heart as they traverse the continent of Luminoa! With their gracious (and sometimes malicious) DM Mac, is there anything these Statistical Wonders can't do? Find out as you listen to Mercenaries In Retrograde.

It's been a wild ride for our Statistical Wonders and the open seas have plenty in store for them. Simmon buys floaties, Celeste asks an important question, and Algernon becomes a pirate. Happy One Year of episodes of Mercenaries in Retrograde.