Gods and Mortals alike rejoice when our statistical wonders walk into the room! Or... maybe not. Simmon interrogates a god, Celeste keeps Simmons in check, and Algernon is mortified. Find out what those strange pulsing crystals are on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

It's actually not a pirate's life for these Statistical Wonders but it is a bug's life for Simmon! Simmon and Honey talk science, Celeste is in awe of the crystals, and Algernon is worried about his boys. Find out how life could be a dream on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

The high seas have awaited our heroes for long enough and now it's time to strike! Simmon is a wank, Celeste flambés some eel, and Algernon shoots his shot. Find out how much damage awaits on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Friends, Lovers, Those Secretly Married, and Those who refuse to acknowledge they like eachother, we come together today to witness the chaos that is the Statistical Wonders on a boat. Simmon is sleepy, Celeste gets made fun of, and Algernon learns some shocking news. Figure out what will become of those on the sea on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Follow Simmon Petaldae, Celeste Tourmalia, and Algernon Heart as they traverse the continent of Luminoa! With their gracious (and sometimes malicious) DM Mac, is there anything these Statistical Wonders can't do? Find out as you listen to Mercenaries In Retrograde.

It's been a wild ride for our Statistical Wonders and the open seas have plenty in store for them. Simmon buys floaties, Celeste asks an important question, and Algernon becomes a pirate. Happy One Year of episodes of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

With gifts given and coffee had, it's time for our Statistical Wonders to make their way back to some old friends and family. Simmon has some questions, Celeste definitely does NOT go on a beach date, and Algernon sees his sister again. Figure out what drink you are in this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

From C.R. to a barrel of monkeys to unseen servant game pieces in a game made in hell, our 50th episode has it all. Celeste knows Carly Rae personally, Simmon is hell to draw, and Algernon take a picture of bread shoes. Find out how the DM crumbles on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

These Statistical Wonders have defeated a great evil and come back... mostly unscathed but somethings still linger heavy on their heart. Simmon has an awkward conversation, Celeste is feeling inadequate, and Algernon has a chat with his mom. Find out who is more than just likeable on this week's episode of Mercenaries in retrograde.

Friend or foe, who knows who we are going to lose in this episode. Celeste is sobbing, Simmon is (still not) Jesus, and Algernon is not ready to let go. Find out if the tides of the battle can shift on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!