Mercenaries In Retrograde

With gifts given and coffee had, it's time for our Statistical Wonders to make their way back to some old friends and family. Simmon has some questions, Celeste definitely does NOT go on a beach date, and Algernon sees his sister again. Figure out what drink you are in this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

From C.R. to a barrel of monkeys to unseen servant game pieces in a game made in hell, our 50th episode has it all. Celeste knows Carly Rae personally, Simmon is hell to draw, and Algernon take a picture of bread shoes. Find out how the DM crumbles on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

These Statistical Wonders have defeated a great evil and come back... mostly unscathed but somethings still linger heavy on their heart. Simmon has an awkward conversation, Celeste is feeling inadequate, and Algernon has a chat with his mom. Find out who is more than just likeable on this week's episode of Mercenaries in retrograde.

Friend or foe, who knows who we are going to lose in this episode. Celeste is sobbing, Simmon is (still not) Jesus, and Algernon is not ready to let go. Find out if the tides of the battle can shift on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Finally it's time to stick a nail into this fae problem and get Algernon's friend out of our hairs. Simmon hates green apple, Celeste loves fire and blood, and Algernon comes ready to tussle. Find out who's really important in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

We're one day out from killing the Fae and everyone is getting ready. Simmons is getting robbed, Celeste confront Beatrice, and Algernon has a messed up family. Join us at Fae's Killing Eve on this week's episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde.

What better way to spend the day than at the biggest placed of worship on the continent! Even better when you can get in for free! Simmon is in awe of a Goddess, Celeste sees her gay awakening, and Algernon confronts his issues. Play the slots with Granny Petaldae on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Lose or loose? Who knows how to spell anyways. Simmon is Dyslexic, Celeste has a big gay crush, and Algernon just simply into men. Find out all the things we made cannon on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

People say all the karma in the world cancels out! Ya know! Like PEMDAS! Simmon feels guilt, Celeste is gay, and Algernon has boy problems (again). Find out what cancels out on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!