Mercenaries In Retrograde

While some of our heroes have internal debates, others face external consequences. Simmon encodes Irvin's memories, Celeste has a breakdown, and Algernon thinks about going home. Come brave this harrowing time of healing on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

They do say two heads are better than one. But what about a 4 vs 2 heads fight. Simmon goes feral, Celeste is scared, and Algernon's wasting spell slots. Find out how the Statistical Wonders fight a bear on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

It's once again theory time for the biggest nerd of our gang of Statistical Wonders! Simmon is a theory boy, Celeste learns the hot gos, and Algernon's conversation could have gone way worse. Find out how you can predict the future on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

These Statistical Wonders are attempting to put the pieces of this world mystery together and having a blast while doing it! Simmon goes off about Frankenstein, Celeste lovingly bullies Algernon, Algernon goes on a date. Find out how all of these end in disaster on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

What meaning do dreams really hold? Can you tell the future through a single tarot card? Simmon conquers his fears, Celeste tries to decide if the Shadowfell is evil, and Algernon is the next to be fate touched. Hold onto your hats and listen to this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

When shots are taken, sometimes somethings are missed. How will our Statistical Wonders get anyone on their side now? Simmon takes Jell-O shots, Celeste is a big lesbian, and Algernon definitely doesn't know these people. Find out how many people will join the cause on this week' episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

What's a normal day for our heroes without accidentally starting a cult? Simmon starts a cult, Celeste is the most normal, and Algernon makes some wild accusations. Find out how the fall was a we go into the underground on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

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These Statistical Wonders are not lying to Tamara about ANYTHING what-so-ever. Simmon is not lying, Celeste throws Algernon under the bus, and Algernon does a really good job (kinda) to not sounding horny. Try to catch us in our lies on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Welcome to our first Q&A episode! The first arc is complete and now it's time to answer some of our burning questions! Henri makes some bad jokes, Lark takes over, Elliot lies on their podcasting resume, and Mac is so done with all of it. See you next week for our regularly scheduled episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!