These Statistical Wonders are going to war... THE PRANK WAR. Alliances will be formed, friendships will (not) be broken, Simmon gets a doll, Celeste's plan blows up in her face, and Algernon spends time with his brother. Find out who wins in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Now in a new town, our statistical wonders have finally arrived in the city of Fleur! Simmon flies for the first time, Celeste crashes into the bed, and Algernon looses his sparkle. Find out how all the lore (if you care about that) and the goofs come together in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

What's better than one natural one! Four natural ones! Simmon gets some answers, Celeste finds a friend, and Algernon has to deal with the rest of the group being menaces. Find out how Ben gets a diamond worth 300 gp without stealing it in this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

This whole episode is just like a barrel of monkeys! One goof hooked, onto another, hooked onto a combat, hooked onto some secrets. Celeste knows something you don't know, Simmon gets caught, and Algernon doesn't kiss and tell. Get hooked onto this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Normal nights may consist of tossing and turning. But you aren't here to listen to us have normal dreams do you? Celeste sees smiles, Simmons goes swimming, and Algernon trips in a maze. Maybe this episode will influence your dreams,,, to find out stick with us on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Who needs therapy when you have some armor and a group of friends like this. Trauma has never taken us down before so these Statistical Wonders are eager to help anyone but themselves (minus Celeste). Simmon is wet, Celeste makes people question their lives, and Algernon sneaks a new member into the party. How do all these things connect in Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Most cities have sewers and garbage underneath it's streets. Ours have the cicada skins of the gods under it! Simmon goes full theory mode, Celeste tries to be scary, Algernon finds a rock. Whatever happens to us in this heist, you know it's gonna be wild here in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Recording a podcast is hard. But you know what's harder? Solving our DM's puzzles. Simmons find God, Celeste has a beret, Algernon gets a new bow, and Koda has to babysit these children. Certainly nothing could go wrong here at Mercenaries in Retrograde. 

Once the stores have been cleared of our heroes it's finally time to rest. Celeste wants Olive Garden, Simmons steals a ""romance"" book, and Algernon isn't bullied that bad. Find out what it all means on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Also a big apologies for 1.) The short episode 2.) The funky audio. We had a lot of issues recording this mainly due to helicopters flying over Mac's place but Editor Elliot tried to fix it the best they could!

Enjoy the Ep!

After facing this notorious BIG HAM, our group sets their eyes on the next prize,,, prepping for a heist. Simmon gets a spoon, Celeste gets a spoon, and well, Algernon too gets a spoon. Find out where all these utensils are coming from in this episode of Mercenaries and Retrograde.