Mercenaries In Retrograde

Some people crave romance and passion, other's crave a good hardy nap, Our Statistical Wonders wander their way through the calm before the storm. Simmon has a crush, Celeste falls asleep, and Algernon makes his move. As they're about to do some planar travel, join our Heroes on this week's episode of Mercenaries in retrograde.

The gang has gotten themselves into a bit of a STICKy situation! Simmon thinks of home, Celeste starts a forest fire, and Algernon becomes the healer we all deserve. Find out how you can prevent forest fires in this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Technically difficulties aside, our statistical wonders have stayed in Fleur for too long and now it's time to hit the road! Simmon crafts his theories, Celeste learns a new song, and Algernon reveals another portions of his feelings towards his friends. Listen to this hilarious encounter in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

After the shocking reveal of Algernon having a sister, our Statistical Wonders decide to spend their last night in Fleur. Simmons goes ham in a library, Celeste pinky promises, and Algernon cooks dinner. Find out all the very important lore that's cooking up in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

These Statistical Wonders are going to war... THE PRANK WAR. Alliances will be formed, friendships will (not) be broken, Simmon gets a doll, Celeste's plan blows up in her face, and Algernon spends time with his brother. Find out who wins in this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Now in a new town, our statistical wonders have finally arrived in the city of Fleur! Simmon flies for the first time, Celeste crashes into the bed, and Algernon looses his sparkle. Find out how all the lore (if you care about that) and the goofs come together in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

What's better than one natural one! Four natural ones! Simmon gets some answers, Celeste finds a friend, and Algernon has to deal with the rest of the group being menaces. Find out how Ben gets a diamond worth 300 gp without stealing it in this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

This whole episode is just like a barrel of monkeys! One goof hooked, onto another, hooked onto a combat, hooked onto some secrets. Celeste knows something you don't know, Simmon gets caught, and Algernon doesn't kiss and tell. Get hooked onto this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Normal nights may consist of tossing and turning. But you aren't here to listen to us have normal dreams do you? Celeste sees smiles, Simmons goes swimming, and Algernon trips in a maze. Maybe this episode will influence your dreams,,, to find out stick with us on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Who needs therapy when you have some armor and a group of friends like this. Trauma has never taken us down before so these Statistical Wonders are eager to help anyone but themselves (minus Celeste). Simmon is wet, Celeste makes people question their lives, and Algernon sneaks a new member into the party. How do all these things connect in Mercenaries in Retrograde!