Mercenaries In Retrograde

Most cities have sewers and garbage underneath it's streets. Ours have the cicada skins of the gods under it! Simmon goes full theory mode, Celeste tries to be scary, Algernon finds a rock. Whatever happens to us in this heist, you know it's gonna be wild here in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Recording a podcast is hard. But you know what's harder? Solving our DM's puzzles. Simmons find God, Celeste has a beret, Algernon gets a new bow, and Koda has to babysit these children. Certainly nothing could go wrong here at Mercenaries in Retrograde. 

Once the stores have been cleared of our heroes it's finally time to rest. Celeste wants Olive Garden, Simmons steals a ""romance"" book, and Algernon isn't bullied that bad. Find out what it all means on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Also a big apologies for 1.) The short episode 2.) The funky audio. We had a lot of issues recording this mainly due to helicopters flying over Mac's place but Editor Elliot tried to fix it the best they could!

Enjoy the Ep!

After facing this notorious BIG HAM, our group sets their eyes on the next prize,,, prepping for a heist. Simmon gets a spoon, Celeste gets a spoon, and well, Algernon too gets a spoon. Find out where all these utensils are coming from in this episode of Mercenaries and Retrograde.

How much do you think players could possibly derail a campaign? Maybe they walk off the beaten path. Maybe they torch a city. Here at Mercenaries in Retrograde, we strive to drive Mac the most insane he will ever be. Celeste cooks some bacon, Simmons cuts the bacon, and Algernon almost dies. It's time for what we've all been waiting for,,, BIG HAM!!!

Thank you to Luis Humanoid on YouTube for use of his music

As tensions rise for some, they fall for others. Completing their task, our heroes have gathered the key that they need and now it's time for theories. Simmons has a theory board, Celeste calls her dads, and Algernon has a chat with the fae. Find out how all the different events line up in this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

As our Statistical Wonders travel downwards under the city, they come across an entire community that most of them had never seen. But in such a large place will they ever find the key they need? Celeste gets a flower, Simmon is Stumped, and Algernon meets an old friend. Find out what all this nonsense means in this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

You know what they say, "Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead", luckily none of our heroes have ever died before. Ben becomes suspicious of something Algernon is hiding, Simmon plans a heist, and Celeste must teach her dads how to do pictures. Find out what is happening aqui in Mercenaries in Retrograde!

As our wondrous group all enjoy their time after the battle, it becomes time for the Arms to be lowered and their guest to arrive. Algernon forgets the groceries, Celeste pets a big dog, and Simmon plans,,,, something. You know! Just normal dnd things in Mercenaries in Retrograde!