How much do you think players could possibly derail a campaign? Maybe they walk off the beaten path. Maybe they torch a city. Here at Mercenaries in Retrograde, we strive to drive Mac the most insane he will ever be. Celeste cooks some bacon, Simmons cuts the bacon, and Algernon almost dies. It's time for what we've all been waiting for,,, BIG HAM!!!

Thank you to Luis Humanoid on YouTube for use of his music

As tensions rise for some, they fall for others. Completing their task, our heroes have gathered the key that they need and now it's time for theories. Simmons has a theory board, Celeste calls her dads, and Algernon has a chat with the fae. Find out how all the different events line up in this episode of Mercenaries In Retrograde!

As our Statistical Wonders travel downwards under the city, they come across an entire community that most of them had never seen. But in such a large place will they ever find the key they need? Celeste gets a flower, Simmon is Stumped, and Algernon meets an old friend. Find out what all this nonsense means in this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

You know what they say, "Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead", luckily none of our heroes have ever died before. Ben becomes suspicious of something Algernon is hiding, Simmon plans a heist, and Celeste must teach her dads how to do pictures. Find out what is happening aqui in Mercenaries in Retrograde!

As our wondrous group all enjoy their time after the battle, it becomes time for the Arms to be lowered and their guest to arrive. Algernon forgets the groceries, Celeste pets a big dog, and Simmon plans,,,, something. You know! Just normal dnd things in Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Roll the die they said. It would be fun they said. As our group of Statistical Wonders travel down into the mines they learn new facts about each other and prepare to defeat whatever is tormenting this miner's (not minor) mine. One fact as such is that Simmon is not stealthy. Will they defeat the beast? Or become it's next meal? Find out in this episode of Mercenaries is Retrograde.

Thank you to Luis Humanoide on YouTube for letting up use their music!

Three disabled adventurers roll into a bar. This in itself some may deem strange, but The Resting Python has long been a place for adventurers and citizens of Renaissance alike to come and rest after a hard days work. But this newly formed group of Statistical Wonders (Simmon Petaldae, Algernon Heart, and Celeste Tourmalia) are ready to take a new adventure head on as they get ready to embark on their first quest in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Thank you to Luis Humanoide on YouTube for letting us use their music.