Mercenaries In Retrograde

Now that our Heroes have learned some... interesting... information about Irvin's past, how will they move on keeping this secret? Simmon takes a power nap, Celeste talks to Ben, Algernon gets pied in the face. How will these heroes ever survive the trying times here in Mercenaries in Retrograde.

These Statistical Wonders are finally getting over the horrors of the Shadowfell. Simmon has a realization, Celeste reconnects with an old friend, and Algernon gets kin assigned a cake. What secrets will this group uncover on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

After a rough patch last episode, our heroes are ready to form their bonds stronger and get out on the town for a fit check. Simmon gets hair care, Celeste gets a fun chair, and Algernon gets anti-hair care. The fits are rockin' on this weeks episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

TW: Men yelling
These Statistical Wonders have been wandering for what feels like a lifetime, now that they've settled, tensions have begun to rise. Simmon is asked to look into things, Celeste is doing her best, and Algernon gets what was coming. Grab a tissue for this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

Do are heroes reach for the stars? Yes! Do they miss and end up in Mythelon? Also yes! Simmon reunites with family, Celeste doesn't know if she should sleep, and Algernon has a fear of heights. Find out what chaos these three get into on this week's episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde!

TW: Environmental Horror, Greif, Despair, Blood, and Bone

How do you differentiate between life and death? What is the difference? Simmon makes bird noises, Celeste has some bad news, and Algernon is there for his brother. Hold my hand tight as we delve into this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

A quick reprieve is not enough for these Statistical Wonders, but they will take what they can get. Simmons does some thinking, Celeste hates dolls and cheese, and Algernon comes clean. What is next for these adventurers on this episode of Mercenaries in Retrograde.

Thank you so much to @HilltopDice for making Lark's Celeste dice!

TW: Emotional Abuse, Memories of Physical Violence, Familial Rejection, Loneliness/Abandonment, Drowning.

These Wonders try to outshine all the darkness of the Shadowfell, but sometimes it's too much. Simmon is staying alive, Celeste is scared of the dark, and Algernon goes to a party. It's dangerous to travel alone here on Mercenaries in Retrograde!