Metaphiles

Metaphiles

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Metaphiles episodes

  • 066 - Gluteusectomy -- [Surprises]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 8/28/23)


    This is for real: For about 24 hours Jay thought this episode was going to be about one thing, but really Zac had a secret plan all along and the episode is actually about SURPRISE not what he thought it was but SURPRISE(s) in general. It's pretty cool, check it out.

    Like, comment, subscribe, WHAAAAAAT? I Can't believe it I wasn't expecting this at all, etc.Plugs, but you saw that coming:Jay's Novella:https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP:https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtags, but of course they're always here:#surprise #surprised #shocking #reaction #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 29 min
  • 065 - Bram Stoker's Elvis -- [Coffee]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 8/20/23)


    Don't ask me to describe an episode until I've had my coffee.Don't expect me to act like a basic human being until after I've had my coffee. Don't conceive of me taking actions that are worthwhile until after I have consumed at least a few ounces of caffeine. Anyway, this is a funny one, check it out.Like, comment, subscribe, cream, sugar, etc.Them ol' dang ol' plugs:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThem cussin' ol' hashtags:#Coffee #Morning #caffeine #breakfast #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 23 min
  • 064 - I Put Lot's Of Things In My Mouth, That Don't Make 'Em Jelly -- [Slime]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 8/14/23 )


    In this episode, The Phellas keep it PG (Plunge Gunge), Zac can't pronounce "microbial" for a minute, Jay flip-flops and a spider is crawling on the camera for almost the whole thing. WOWIE ZOWIE! Sliiiiiiiime.Like, comment, subscribe, hagfish, etc.Slimy plugs:Jay's Slimy Novella:https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's Slimy EP:https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesSlimy slimy hashtags:#slime #nickolodeon #animalfacts #sciencefacts #hagfish #ghosthunters #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 17 min
  • 063: Take This Drug! It Makes Everybody So Sufferable -- [Music Festivals]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 8/6/23)


    Straight up - The Phellas were tired this week. But here's the good news, there's still plenty of yuks to be had as they discuss all the mud and stuff. Hey I think Paul McCartney is about to go on, let's get over to the main stage, right?Like, comment, subscribe, drop a bean, etc.Ye Olde Plugs:Jay's Novella:https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP:https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesYe Olde Hashtags:#music #musicfestival #bonnaroo #coachella #lollapalooza #woodstock #festival #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast




    1 hr 33 min
  • 062: Bone-In Hot Dog -- [Bones]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 7/31/23)


    We all have'em (right?) so The Phellas talk about'em? What do we all have? BONES! When do The Phellas talk about'em? IN THIS EPISODE! Bones.Like, comment, subscribe, femurs, etc.The plug bone's connected to the...URL bone:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThe hashtag bone's connected to the...SEO bone#bones #anatomy #humanbody #body#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 20 min
  • 061- Mother. Father. In My Heart - I Luge -- [The Olympics] (with Luke Fedorko)

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 7/23/23)


    The Olympics are coming up (at some point), so The Phellas are joined this week by fantastic guest Luke Fedorko to discuss them and only them and they get everything right and it's perfectly executed at all moments - 10/10, GOLD MEDAL WORTHY, OKAYYYYYY? Oh. Sorry. Got a little out of hand there.Like, comment, subscribe, discus, etc.Luke can be found @duke_fourlokoPluglympics:Jay's Novellahttps://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EPhttps://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesHashtaglympics:#olympics #competition #sports #physicalfitness #athlete #athletics #sportscommentary #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 25 min
  • 060 - Millenials, The Blameless Generation -- [Boomers]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 7/19/23)


    Listen up whippersnappers, back in my day a podcast description could just tell you what the episode was about it, it didn't have to have all little silly funny jokes and gags in it. You just knew what the show was and what they were talking about and you accepted that.Like, comment, subscribe, pull your pants up, etc.What the heck is a "plug"?Jay'shttps://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac'shttps://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesWhat the hell is a "hashtag"?!#boomer #babyboomer #zoomer #generation #old #young #youth #okayboomer#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 26 min
  • 059: Caj Viewer Discresh Advised -- [True Crime]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 7/13/23)


    On an otherwise quiet night in central Tennessee, Two Phellas sat down to record a podcast. They could never have known that the episode they were engaging in would go on to make so many people laugh themselves straight up to death as to be called "The Deadliest (but also Funniest) Podcast In The World" - we present to you now, that very same episode uncut (except for the edits). Jk, Jk.Like, comment, subscribe, arms sewn to butts, etc.True Plugs:Jay's Novella:https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP:https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesTrue Hashtags:#truecrime #truecrimepodcast #crime #crimepodcast #murdermystery #mystery#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 29 min
  • 058: The Ukelele Needs To be STOPPED -- [Tiny Tim] (with Rosa Ruff)

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 7/2/23)


    Fantastic guest Rosa Ruff helps The Phellas discuss the life, works and general oddness that was Tiny Tim. No jokes in this description, there are so many in the episode that there's simply no room for it here. If you read this expecting it to be funny, sorry, pal.Rosa can be found @dogburial on instagramLike, subscribe, comment, no jokes here, etc.The plugs:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releasesThe hashtags:#TinyTim #outsidermusic #outsiderart #oddity #odd #weird #strange #punk #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 28 min
  • 057: If Ye Be Cold, T-Shirts Ye Do Not Need -- [Sweaters]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 6/25/23)


    Oh geez, what to say about this one, huh? The Phellas talk about Sweaters for a while, then, to be honest, they kinda get tired of talking about Sweaters, so they kinda talk about other stuff, too....But...They still are talking about Sweaters also....Um....Enjoy!Like, subscribe, comment, v-neck, etc.Plugs:Jay's Novella - https://www.denovo.press/the-strayZac's EP - https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases#'s:#sweaters #fashion #style #clothes #clothing #cold #warm#comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 15 min

About Metaphiles

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Each week The Phellas (Zac Caffrey and Jason Ford) break down the WE, the WORLD, and the WHY of a topic - discussing how it relates to them, how it relates to the human race at large and why it exists at its very core. All that probably sounds pretty heady, huh? Well, don't worry about it - it's all about the yuks, folks.