Metaphiles

Metaphiles

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Metaphiles episodes

  • 046: Royal Crown Cola, A Really Cool Alternative: Birth of Paul McTableKnee -- [Tables]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 4/1/23)

    Leafs, gatefolds, drawers - hooooo-boy, they talk about it all The Phellas do - plus casinos for children and like one other thing, I don't really remember. Mostly tables, though, you bet.

    Like, subscribe, comment, how many bodies are buried in the Las Vegas desert?, etc.
    The plugs:
    Jay's Novella:
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's EP:
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    The hashtags:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 24 min
  • 045: Take Out Your Pud-Buds And Say "Hello" To Me -- [Manners]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 3/27/32)

    Bust out your podcast-fork, fold your napkin and crack open a cold, refreshing Duff - It's MANNERS this time. We talk about manners. Manners!

    Like, subrscribe, comment, you're welc, etc.
    The plugs:
    Jay's Novella
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's EP
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    The hashtags:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 22 min
  • 044: We Needed Something New To Do With People That We Need Something To Do With -- [Axe Throwing]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 3/18/23)

    Pop out your air-pods, finish up your fantasy league trades, hop out of that office beanbag chair, crack open an IPA and get ready to hear all about Axe Throwing!

    Like, comment, subscribe, fwoosh fwoosh fwoosh fwoosh CHUNK, etc.
    The Plugs:
    Jay's Novella -
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's EP -
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    The Hashtags:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast



    1 hr 28 min
  • 043: I Like Their Milk Almost As Much As My Mom's -- [Cows]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 3/11/22)

    MOOssing new Metaphiles? Well MOO're in luck, beCOWse here's a MOO episode for you right COW.

    Okay.
    Like, COWment, subscribe, etc.
    Plugs:
    Jay's Novella:
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's EP:
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    Hashtags:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 29 min
  • 042: Bone-Dry T-Shirt Contest -- [Breaks]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 3/4/23)

    We were on break for so long, but now we're not on break, we're back!

    I kinda forget how to write these.

    Oh, uh - like, subscribe, comment, etc.
    Uhhh, oh yeah the plugs:
    Jay's novella:
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's EP:
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    And of course, the hashtags, too:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast



    1 hr 21 min
  • 041: You Win If You Land On "You Win", You Lose If You Land On "You Lose" -- [Board Games]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 12/31/22)

    The Phellas talk about board games. The guy who writes the episode descriptions celebrated his birthday last night, so this is the end of this episode description.

    Like, subscribe, comment, a fourth thing, etc.
    The plugs:
    Jay's Novella
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's EP:
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    The hashtags:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 27 min
  • 040 - I've Had A Lotta Sh*t Going On in My Life And I Eat A Lot Of Stuff Too -- [Salads]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 12/25/22)

    The Phellas design their ideal salads, discuss what constitutes a salad, envision the the conversation that would lead a Greek travel agency to create the world's largest salad in Russia, figure out if they could survive a high-dive into a swimming pool filled with salad - they talk about Salad, you get it. It's the [Salad] ep!

    Like, subscribe, comment, olives, croutons, oil & vinegar, etc.
    Plug Salad:
    Jay's Novella:
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's EP:
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    Hashtag Salad:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast

    1 hr 43 min
  • 039: I Can't Believe That Disease I Got Taught Me To Learn How To Love Everyone Here in the 1920's -- [The Oscars]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 12/18/22)

    The Phellas discuss "Hollywood's Biggest Night" this episode! Do The Oscars still matter? Did they ever? Will they ever? Does this episode description? There's bits aplenty, some of them award-winning and all of them award-worthy, plus a steamy fact-tube!

    Like, Subscribe, Comment, For Your Consideration
    The Nominees for Best Plugs Are:
    Jay's Novella
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's EP
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    The Nominees For Best Hashtags Are:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 33 min
  • 038: Never Owned One. Never Had Two Trees Close Enough Together -- [Hammocks]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 12/10/22)

    Hammocks! They're used on land, on the water and even in the air! You think I'm kidding? Go ahead and watch! Yeah, bet you feel silly now, don't you? Geez. Anyway the Phellas talk all about hammocks this week and three other things too. Three only. Go ahead - count'em...Oh, whoops

    Like, Subscribe, Comment, Relax.
    Dem Plugs:
    Jay's Novella:
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's EP:
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    Dem Hashtags:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 32 min
  • 037: Things Were Better Then and They're Bad Now -- [Theme Songs]

    (Originally posted to YouTube on 12/5/22)

    This episode is really late, no time to write a good description - it's about Theme Songs!

    like, subscribe, etc etc
    plugs:
    Jay's
    https://www.denovo.press/the-stray
    Zac's
    https://chopchopchang.bandcamp.com/releases
    'tags:
    #comedy #comedyshow #podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcastshow #comedypodcast #comedypodcasts #funny #funnypodcast


    1 hr 25 min

About Metaphiles

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Each week The Phellas (Zac Caffrey and Jason Ford) break down the WE, the WORLD, and the WHY of a topic - discussing how it relates to them, how it relates to the human race at large and why it exists at its very core. All that probably sounds pretty heady, huh? Well, don't worry about it - it's all about the yuks, folks.