M+G Readings - Retired

It's a bit late because I was in A&E with suspected gallstones last week and then rotted on Mario Kart while recovering from a flare up.😅 One day we'll have normal updates and it won't all be doom and gloom, I swear.

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Biiiig thank you to @Lispodfics for voicing Jean Granger and not taking offence when I said she was the perfect middle class mum 😂

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Early upload because I'm busy this weekend! Apologies I recorded this the day after an adjustment so sharp F's and S's make a return.

Thanks so much to my bestie @NoxTalesPodfics for voicing the Welsh healer 🥰.

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this not a HEA!

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542

Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.

Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.

Until the accident.

Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘

Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur!

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

Put my all into making it feel like you're actually at the Quidditch Cup, hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

So many cameos this episode, @thedramionearchives featured as Arthur Weasley, @mangotart voiced the Italian sister for me because my northern tongue went all Sean Bean, and @iggygiraffe was the cheeky vendor trying to fleece Draco. Apologies for the dryness to voice, hayfever season is once more upon us, and I at the very least ATTEMPTED an Irish accent for Seamus (I've been practicing) 😅

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

This took awhile to record because of a dentist appointment I dreaded (tends to paralyse me out of fear) and then Audacity closed itself, causing me to lose a lot of work. Hope it doesn't sound too rough, voice is deeper in the mornings 💀

Oh and the gnome scene was inspired by the PS1 mini game😂 I used to love yeeting those little shits

Thanks to @thedramionearchives for voicing Arthur! ♥ go check her out she's amazeballs.

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

Been looking forward to this one, it's chaotic at The Burrow 😏 As you can see, it's the whole chapter because there wasn't a good natural stopping point. 🤗

Thanks to @thedramionearchives for voicing Arthur! ♥ go check her out she's amazeballs.

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080

And here...we...GO!

Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080