Miami Comedy Podcast

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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I make the case that last-minute Christmas gifts are actually the most considerate gifts you can give. We break down why Miami runs on last-minute reasoning, why pressure creates better decision making, and how showing up late is still better than not showing up at all. I riff on the most underrated last-minute gifts, food, cash, gift cards, Bitcoin, and lottery tickets, and explain how each one is secretly thoughtful if you frame it right. This episode is for anyone who waited too long, panicked responsibly, and still wants credit for trying.

(00:00) Miami Runs on Last Minute Energy
(01:01) Why Panic Gifts Are Actually More Thoughtful
(02:51) Last Minute Gift #1: Feed Them and Disappear
(06:50) Last Minute Gift #2: Cash, the Adult Toy
(09:14) Last Minute Gift #3: Gift Cards and Relationship Tests
(13:24) Last Minute Gift #4: Bitcoin and False Financial Confidence
(15:54) Last Minute Gift #5: Lottery Tickets and Shared Delusion
(19:34) Wrapping It Up and What We’ve Got Coming Next

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This episode breaks down why Miami secretly needs corruption to stay Miami. From Vice City vibes to Bitcoin mayors to politicians doing “honest” crime with a wink, we explore how the corruption gives the city its identity and why a wholesome Miami would be the most boring plot twist of all.

(00:00) Warming Up the Mic
(00:22) Why Miami's Corruption Is Our Signature Sazón
(02:31) The Daily Entertainment of Watching This City Misbehave
(06:43) How Miami Treated COVID Like a Side Quest
(08:29) Can Miami Survive If We Clean Up Our Act?
(15:34) A Quick Detour Into the Comedy We Create Weekly
(17:10) Closing Rants and Your Invitation to Pull Up

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This week’s episode dives into another year for Art Basel season in Miami, where the city turns into one giant obstacle course of traffic, wristbands, fake VIPs, and people who somehow sneak into places you didn’t even know existed.

We go live and we break down why December here feels like a spiritual test, how Basel becomes a competitive sport. It’s Miami satire, local culture, and party logic all rolled into this episode.

(00:00) Kicking This Year's Basel Off

(00:06) Why December in Miami Feels Like a Boss Fight

(01:03) The Holiday Side Quests

(03:33) Art Basel: The Networking Battle Begins

(08:06) Status Flexing Season: Miami’s Social Olympics

(10:28) The Art of Sneaking In

(21:53) Basel Hangovers and Post-Year Clarity

(25:01) Alright, I’m Out — Episode Wrap-Up

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I rant about how every holiday in Miami is a coordinated attack on your abs, your bank account, and your sanity, then accidentally discover that the only real path to wealth is sobriety, celibacy, and avoiding Art Basel wristbands.(00:00) Warming Up the Turkey Thoughts
(00:52) The Real Miami Thanksgiving Menu, Featuring Zero Turkey
(01:51) Eating Like a Menace and Surviving Your Family
(03:09) Latino Holiday Mode, Powered by Pork and Chaos
(04:24) Card Games, Generational Trauma, and Slapping the Table
(06:45) Fake New Year Resolutions While Amazon Empties Your Wallet
(09:52) Art Basel, Wristband Scams, and Miami’s Party Hunger Games
(12:10) Valentine’s Day, Miami Women, and Going Broke for Love
(14:11) Spring Break, Fourth of July, and Every Other Reason You Black Out
(22:41) Considering Opting Out of Holidays Forever
(24:49) Comedy Shows, Coaching Brags, and Miami Nightlife Wins
(27:19) Wrapping Up and Begging You to Follow on Socials

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In this episode, I tell the Miami Comedy origin story like a Thanksgiving myth, from landing on the Comedy Mayflower to learning the rituals of the old-school Miami elders, surviving the broke years, rebelling against bad venue deals, navigating the pandemic invasion of newcomers, drafting the Miami Comedy Constitution, and watching this whole thing grow into its own wild little nation. It’s part history parody, part personal journey, part gratitude letter to the city that shaped me.

(00:00) Setting the Table for the Miami Comedy Thanksgiving Story

(01:11) Landing on the Comedy Mayflower and Quitting Corporate

(02:10) The Four-Year Famine of a Broke Comedian

(02:51) Meeting the Elders of Miami and Learning the Rituals

(03:54) Building Brickell Rock One Bar Show at a Time

(05:41) The Miami Comedy Tea Party Rebellion

(06:24) 2020, When the New World Invaded Miami

(07:31) Drafting the Miami Comedy Constitution and Starting the Revolution

(10:00) Letting Miami Comedy Grow Into Its Own Civilization

(12:59) Gratitude, Next Moves, and the Shows You Should Pull Up To

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In this episode of The Miami Comedy Podcast, we deliver a comedic confessional about surviving the Magic City without losing your soul. From corrupt politics to wild nightlife, from overpriced rent to the holy trinity of weed, food, and bad decisions. This is Miami gratitude at its most honest.

It’s also a love letter to a city that tests your patience, your bank account, and your character… but somehow still makes you thankful to live here.

If you’ve ever prayed for parking, dodged an influencer, or found enlightenment in traffic, this one’s for you.

(00:00) Cold Fronts & Hot Takes: When Miami Hits 48 Degrees

(00:29) Runway Brickell: The Emergency Hoodie Fashion Show

(01:44) Giving Thanks, Miami Style: Gratitude with a Side of Sass

(02:32) Superficial but Spiritual: Finding Yourself Between BBLs

(06:11) Nightlife Survival Guide: Praying Before the Perreo

(08:52) Corruption & Comfort: The Honest Crooks of the 305

(12:14) Traffic Therapy: Achieving Inner Peace on the Palmetto

(19:04) Dating in Miami: Red Flags, Bible Verses, and Thirst Traps

(23:06) Tripods & Egos: Bless the Influencers Among Us

(26:35) The Final Amen: Thank You, Miami (and Come to a Show)

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Miami’s new “Fountain” arches on I-395 are more than concrete. They are a billion dollar Miami mirror. We talk why endless construction feels like home, why the city basically got a BBL, how Brickell turned into a cardio cult, and why the Statue of Litberty belongs on the skyline. Flashy. Expensive. Suspicious. In other words, Miami.

(00:00) Welcome to Miami Comedy

(00:03) The Arches Still Ain’t Done

(01:01) Traffic Is Our Love Language

(02:00) Construction Is Culture

(03:17) Miami’s Billion-Dollar BBL

(10:35) Brickell: Cardio and Coping

(18:19) How to Look Rich in Miami

(23:17) The Statue of Litberty

(26:55) New Shows and Final Thoughts

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(00:00) Introduction and Podcast Welcome

(00:12) Florida Went Open Carry so Miami Went Open Scary

(01:35) Concealed Keeps the Peace, Open Makes You the Main Character

(02:59) Road Rage Becomes The Lexus-ist — Rated R for Road Rage

(05:26) Florida Man Energy Surrounds Miami Like a Moat

(06:38) Presence Is a Threat: Tow Trucks, Tickets, and Tip Money

(07:46) Live Chat Chaos: Never Argue With a Strapped Meter Maid

(12:31) Tropical Camo and Tommy Bahama Tactical: Pimp My Glock

(15:02) Guns Make Me Nervous, Please Stop Cleaning That in Your Living Room

(15:57) GTA Logic: Miami Trying to Match the Video Game

(18:13) Why Everyone Keeps Watching Miami — The City Has a FYP

(19:16) Attention Economy With Glitter Pistols and Neon News

(21:25) This Is Just Miami Being More Miami: Open Carry Edition

(22:11) Prevention Over Protection: Drive Like God Is Watching

(24:45) Short, Smart, Bilingual — The Survival Kit Boyfriend

(30:35) Comedy Shows This Week and Two Lit Tuesday Strategy

(34:50) Wrap Up and Manifesting Saturday/Sunday Takeovers

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Miami looks like a screensaver until the bill hits and the floods rise. In this episode Manny breaks down the unwritten rules for transplants so you do not get priced up, scammed up, and sucked up by the nightlife vortex. From the Hialeah cold plunge to the real flex of hidden cafecito spots, why you need a fade in this humidity, when to shut up about politics, and how Miami will test your money, habits, and relationships. If you want the city to love you back, start here.

(00:00) Miami Comedy Podcast: Where the rent is high and the jokes are free

(01:58) Hialeah Cold Plunge: Roosters, RVs, and Spanish you’ll never learn on Duolingo

(05:57) Transplant Survival Guide: How not to get scammed in week one

(07:40) Flex Tax 101: Why your jet ski selfie just cost $300 more

(10:58) Local Status: Knowing cafecito spots that don’t have Yelp pages

(22:44) Miami Camouflage: Gold chains, fades, and Spanglish 101

(26:20) Spanish Crash Course: From Ola to ‘Qué bolá, bro’

(27:16) Miami Politics: Where blue hair meets red hats over cafecito

(28:23) Don’t Snitch: Why making ‘I just moved here’ TikToks ruins the scam

(30:45) Love in Miami: Backwards, sideways, and probably toxic

(34:28) Miami Will Test You: Finances, morals, and your morning workouts

(40:15) Hater Olympics: Why Miami envy comes with bottle service

(44:29) Comedy Show Plug: The only thing cheaper than rent this week

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Ever notice how influencers in Miami act like they’re selling some of that good stuff? In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we dive into the wild world of social media addiction—why influencers sound like hype-crack dealers, how chasing likes feels like a drug, and what kind of Miami-specific influencers we actually need (from the undercover cop vlogger to the guy reviewing which bars are worth waking up in jail for). It’s satire, stand-up, and a little too real all served up on a hot spoon.

(00:00) Welcome to Miami Comedy—Where Likes Are the Real Currency

(00:03) Miami Influencers: Crackheads with Ring Lights

(01:12) Social Media = The New Cocaine

(03:09) Dancing for the Algorithm Like It Pays Rent

(08:49) Fame Hits Different in Miami (and Mostly at 3AM)

(11:29) Two Addictions: Content or Attention? Pick Your Poison

(22:44) Dopamine Cleanse: Phone in Jail, Brain on Parole

(25:15) Addicted to Scrolling… Send Help (or Memes)

(26:21) Groupthink Olympics: TikTok Edition

(27:50) The Algorithm Is Your Daddy Now

(29:13) Original Content? Never Heard of Her

(30:30) Miami Needs New Influencers (The Bender Reviewer, Tax Guy, and More)

(37:23) The Undercover Cop Influencer You Didn’t Know You Needed