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Today we break down why Miami is great to visit but tough to live in, roasting everything from luxury high-rises with corporate logos, unbearable heat, traffic jams, and the influencer economy that keeps the city looking good while slowly driving its residents out.

(00:00) Welcome to Miami… and Goodbye to Half the Population
(00:35) Living in Miami: The Honeymoon Ends Fast
(03:41) Cost of Living: $15 Smoothies & Rent That Hurts Your Feelings
(05:57) Real Estate Roulette: High Rises, HOA Fees & The $840M Goodbye Arches
(17:38) The ‘Silicon Swamp’: Tech Dreams & Economic Plot Twists
(22:17) Weather Woes: The Sun That Melts Your Willpower
(22:45) Summer Slump: When Miami Takes a Nap
(22:59) The AC Fee: Miami’s Hottest New Cover Charge
(23:20) Weather Control Conspiracies: Ron DeSantis Says ‘Hands Off My Storms’
(26:35) Taxes: The Bill That Follows the Party
(37:25) The Traffic Conundrum: Gridlock as a Lifestyle
(42:24) The Influencer Economy: Living Life for the ‘Gram
(46:00) Closing Thoughts & Upcoming Comedy Shows

💰 WANTED: MIAMI’S BIGGEST CRYPTO FLEX 💰

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🚨 Level Up! Miami isn’t just stacking cash anymore—it’s stacking crypto flexes! From QR code tattoos to yachts with no names—just scan to board, the blockchain ballers are taking over the city.

💸 WANTED LEVEL: 5 STARS 💸

✔ Bottle service paid in Bitcoin

✔ Cars with deepfake leather seats

✔ Restaurants serving up Ethereum Éclairs

✔ Flexing your wallet balance like it’s a GTA leaderboard

So is Miami winning the crypto game, or is this just another rug pull waiting to happen? Hit play and find out! 🎮

⏱ (00:00) - Welcome to Vice City: Where Flash Meets Cash
⏱ (00:33) - From MiamiCoin to FTX: Crypto’s Wild Ride in the 305
⏱ (01:16) - Bitcoin, Bottles, and Blockchain: What’s Next for Miami?
⏱ (02:48) - The Crypto Flex Manual: How to Flaunt It Like a Pro
⏱ (03:54) - From QR Code Tats to Crypto Yachts: Future Flexes You’ll See in Miami
⏱ (06:07) - The Crypto Carnival: Partying Like a Blockchain Boss
⏱ (06:56) - The Final Flex: Miami’s Crypto Takeover Has Just Begun

Welcome to the comedy roast of New Year’s resolutions—the little lies we all tell ourselves before scarfing down pastelitos and ghosting the gym by mid-January. In this episode, we’re spilling the tea on why most resolutions fail harder than a drunk text to your ex.

New Year’s Eve in Miami is like the Olympics of partying—every neighborhood competes to outdo the other. From South Beach’s rooftop glamour to Brickell’s LinkedIn-worthy vibes, Wynwood’s artsy chaos, Coconut Grove’s laid-back charm, and Little Havana’s salsa-fueled fiesta, there’s a spot for every kind of party animal.

If I had to sum up this latest podcast episode, it’s basically a hilarious deep dive into how Art Basel turns Miami into the ultimate FOMO Olympics.

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We break down the tricks—like “exclusive” events that everyone and their abuela somehow gets invited to, dress codes that look more Party City than high fashion, and overpriced bananas duct-taped to walls—that make you feel like you’re missing out unless you’re there.

It’s part expose and part comedy roast.. If you’ve ever felt like sneaking into a VIP section just to sip free Prosecco next to someone who might be famous, this one’s for you.

(00:00) Introduction to FOMO Marketing at Art Basel

(00:27) The Illusion of Exclusivity

(01:35) Dress Codes and Fashion Statements

(02:49) Digital Art and NFTs

(04:08) Social Media and FOMO

(06:14) Random Pop-Up Events

(07:47) Art Speak and Minimalism

(09:45) Celebrity Sightings

(12:55) VIP Sections and Tiered Ticketing

(14:52) After Parties and Merchandise

(17:05) Mastering the Art of Sneaking In

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Manny talks about how Miami is like a GTA game, 12 cheat codes to win, and leveling up your video game character.

(00:00) Introduction to Leveling Up in Miami

In this episode, we dive into Miami’s evolving identity, from tech bros and wellness warriors moving in, to the rising “tax bracket bars” dividing where locals hang out, and finally, how to survive dating in a city where rich 22-year-olds give life advice straight from their Lambos.

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(00:00) Welcome to the Miami Comedy Podcast

(00:04) The Changing Identity of Miami

(01:05) New Faces and Cultures in Miami

(02:46) The Wellness and Fitness Movement

(05:18) Miami's Growing Tech Scene

(06:54) Fragmentation and Status in Miami

(08:02) Opportunities in the New Miami

(09:55) The Future of Miami's Infrastructure

(10:54) What did I miss? Leave a comment below.

In this episode, we explore where a Miami ghost would haunt, from the luxurious Vizcaya mansion, Brickell penthouses and haunting a Porsche Design Tower just to joyride millionaire car collections.

(00:06) What Would You Haunt in Miami?

(00:23) The Unscary Side of Miami

(00:47) Ghosts and the Afterlife

(02:15) Haunting the Vizcaya Mansion

(02:53) Luxury Haunts: Porsche Design Tower

(03:58) Comedy Shows in Miami

(04:44) Haunting Brickell and Becoming an Instagram Ghost

(05:42) Nightclub Haunts and Ghostly VIP Perks

(06:39) Conclusion and Halloween Wishes

In this episode, Manny dives into the wild love for toxic Latinas in Miami, exploring how they keep you on your toes, teach you emotional intelligence through public arguments, and somehow make you question if their incredible cooking is secretly seasoned with unresolved trauma.

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(00:04) The Allure of Toxic Latinas

(00:23) The Dynamics of Toxic Relationships

(02:36) The Challenge of Fixing Toxic Partners

(03:00) Emotional Intelligence and Toxicity

(03:36) Inviting Toxic Latinas to Comedy Shows

(04:02) The Importance of Attractiveness in Toxicity

(04:50) Culinary Skills of Toxic Latinas

(05:49) The Root of Attraction to Toxic Latinas

(07:01) Conclusion and Dedication

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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we look into the most common scams of Miami including crypto, sassy restaurants, and spiritual club promoters.

(00:00) Introduction to Miami Comedy Podcast

(00:05) Crypto Scams in Miami

(03:41) HOA Fees: The Hidden Hustle

(05:44) Legal Scams: Slip and Fall Capital

(07:59) Parking Scams: Paying a Ransom

(09:50) Dating Hotspots: The Pricey Game

(11:47) Yacht Parties: The Ultimate Pyramid Scheme

(13:05) Spiritual Gurus: Day and Night Contradictions

(14:11) Conclusion