Miami Comedy Podcast

Miami Comedy Podcast

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Miami Comedy Podcast episodes

  • What Miami’s Arts Scene Says About a City That Markets to Everyone Except Regulars - Miami Comedy Podcast 9-10-25

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    Miami calls itself a cultural city, but our performing arts scene is either Lady Gaga at Kaseya or a crackhead breakdancing in the Publix parking lot. No in-between, no community, just bottle sparklers pretending to be art. This episode rips open the lie and asks — when do regular Miamians finally get a stage?(00:00) Welcome to the Madness
    (00:15) Miami Arts: Gaga or Crackhead?
    (01:41) Jazz in Miami = Background Noise
    (06:56) Pop Culture NPCs Unite
    (12:25) Bottle Sparklers as Performance Art
    (20:32) The 80% Nobody Markets To
    (26:11) The Next Era of Miami

    30 min
  • How to Spot Shady People in a Sunny City - Miami Comedy Podcast 9-3-25

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    If you live in Miami, shady people aren’t a maybe, they’re a guarantee. This episode shows you how to spot ’em before they drain your wallet, your energy, or your sanity.


    (00:00) Welcome to the Shade

    (00:41) Chat vs. Shady People

    (01:23) The Character Test

    (02:14) Instagram Never Lies

    (03:48) FU Money = Freedom

    (06:43) Main Character Syndrome

    (11:01) Money Drunk and Power Hungry

    (15:00) Attention Economy Gone Wrong

    (18:02) Drama Dealers

    (22:18) Keep Your Word or Keep Walking

    (25:37) The Miami Shade Cycle

    30 min
  • How to Sell Anything in Miami - Miami Comedy Podcast 8-27-25

    Laugh everyday in Miami: Skits, podcasts, live stand up comedy shows and more. Visit: miamicomedy.com


    This episode breaks down Miami’s ad playbook, from billboards selling fear, sex, and lawsuits to flyers with DJs nobody knows but everyone FOMOs into seeing.


    (00:00) “Welcome to the Billboard Jungle”


    (00:28) “Why Miami Ads Hit Different”


    (01:24) “FOMO: Miami’s Real Currency”


    (05:21) “Quick Cash or Quick Crash?”


    (07:44) “Cologne, Chains, and Celebrity Flexing”


    (10:27) “Punching Up: Blame the Rich, Blame the Politicians”


    (18:47) “Parking Scams: Miami’s Side Hustle”


    (22:40) “Florida: Wild but Worth It”


    (23:37) “Punching Down: Mugshots, Fights, and Drunk Fails”


    (25:48) “Take It Away: Fear-Based Marketing 101”


    (27:17) “STD Ads Meet Therapy Ads”


    (31:31) “Sex Sells… Especially with Baby Oil”


    (34:00) “BBLs, Botched Jobs, and Big Business”


    (39:48) “Vintage Ads: Strip Clubs on Taxi Cabs”


    (41:06) “Micro-Influencers: Miami’s New Billboards”


    (44:02) “How to Become Miami-Influencer Famous”


    (46:04) “Final Thoughts Before I Get Sued”

    47 min
  • Is Brickell Overrated? Miami Comedy Podcast 8-20-25

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    Brickell looks like luxury on Instagram, but in this episode we break down the shoebox apartments, the nightlife, the dating scene, and whether Miami’s most expensive neighborhood is actually overrated.

    (00:00) Welcome to Miami’s Shoebox Podcast

    (00:04) Is Brickell Overrated or Just Overpriced?

    (00:51) Luxury Life (Without a Closet)

    (01:18) Brickell Flood Watch: Bring a Raft

    (02:06) Times Square Energy, Miami Stress

    (03:04) $3K Rent = Studio With a Stove

    (04:13) Apartment Hunting or Ghost Hunting?

    (06:26) Brickell Nights: 24/7 Chaos

    (11:42) Can You Actually Find Love in Brickell?

    (14:03) Roommates, Air Mattresses, and Awkward Neighbors

    (15:29) The Perks: Adventure or Anxiety?

    (20:32) Brickell Key (VIP Gated Flex)

    (23:17) Is Brickell Worth It? You Decide

    24 min
  • Miami: Great to Visit, Tough to Live In - Miami Comedy Podcast 8-13-25

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    Today we break down why Miami is great to visit but tough to live in, roasting everything from luxury high-rises with corporate logos, unbearable heat, traffic jams, and the influencer economy that keeps the city looking good while slowly driving its residents out.


    (00:00) Welcome to Miami… and Goodbye to Half the Population
    (00:35) Living in Miami: The Honeymoon Ends Fast
    (03:41) Cost of Living: $15 Smoothies & Rent That Hurts Your Feelings
    (05:57) Real Estate Roulette: High Rises, HOA Fees & The $840M Goodbye Arches
    (17:38) The ‘Silicon Swamp’: Tech Dreams & Economic Plot Twists
    (22:17) Weather Woes: The Sun That Melts Your Willpower
    (22:45) Summer Slump: When Miami Takes a Nap
    (22:59) The AC Fee: Miami’s Hottest New Cover Charge
    (23:20) Weather Control Conspiracies: Ron DeSantis Says ‘Hands Off My Storms’
    (26:35) Taxes: The Bill That Follows the Party
    (37:25) The Traffic Conundrum: Gridlock as a Lifestyle
    (42:24) The Influencer Economy: Living Life for the ‘Gram
    (46:00) Closing Thoughts & Upcoming Comedy Shows

    49 min
  • Miami's Crypto Craze: How Digital Flexing will Redefine the City's Culture

    💰 WANTED: MIAMI’S BIGGEST CRYPTO FLEX 💰


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    🚨 Level Up! Miami isn’t just stacking cash anymore—it’s stacking crypto flexes! From QR code tattoos to yachts with no names—just scan to board, the blockchain ballers are taking over the city.


    💸 WANTED LEVEL: 5 STARS 💸

    ✔ Bottle service paid in Bitcoin

    ✔ Cars with deepfake leather seats

    ✔ Restaurants serving up Ethereum Éclairs

    ✔ Flexing your wallet balance like it’s a GTA leaderboard


    So is Miami winning the crypto game, or is this just another rug pull waiting to happen? Hit play and find out! 🎮

    Chapters & Timestamps:

    ⏱ (00:00) - Welcome to Vice City: Where Flash Meets Cash
    ⏱ (00:33) - From MiamiCoin to FTX: Crypto’s Wild Ride in the 305
    ⏱ (01:16) - Bitcoin, Bottles, and Blockchain: What’s Next for Miami?
    ⏱ (02:48) - The Crypto Flex Manual: How to Flaunt It Like a Pro
    ⏱ (03:54) - From QR Code Tats to Crypto Yachts: Future Flexes You’ll See in Miami
    ⏱ (06:07) - The Crypto Carnival: Partying Like a Blockchain Boss
    ⏱ (06:56) - The Final Flex: Miami’s Crypto Takeover Has Just Begun

    8 min
  • The Hilarious Truth About Why Your New Year's Resolutions Will Fail (Again!)

    Welcome to the comedy roast of New Year’s resolutions—the little lies we all tell ourselves before scarfing down pastelitos and ghosting the gym by mid-January. In this episode, we’re spilling the tea on why most resolutions fail harder than a drunk text to your ex.

    From six-pack dreams to learning four languages when you barely know how to spell “gunna,” we’re breaking down the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and just plain doomed resolutions. Oh, and we’re reading your hilarious submissions—yes, we’re all in this mess together.
    Stick around for some laughs, questionable advice, and a solid reason to stop pretending you’re cutting carbs in Miami. (Spoiler alert: Croquetas and pan de bono would never betray you like that.) Plus, find out how to join us for live comedy shows that are guaranteed to bring the laughs—no gym memberships or 5 AM alarms required!
    Chapters:
    (00:00) The Flan-Filled Introduction to Resolutions
    (00:18) Why Resolutions Are the Gym Memberships of Goals
    (01:16) The Most Commonly Failed Resolutions (Spoiler: It's Yours)
    (02:49) Listener Resolutions That Deserve Their Own Sitcom
    (04:26) Live Comedy, Final Thoughts & Croqueta Breaks
    Hit play and laugh your way into 2025—terrible resolutions and all. 🎉
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    8 min
  • New Year’s Eve in Miami: What Locals Know That Tourists Don’t!

    New Year’s Eve in Miami is like the Olympics of partying—every neighborhood competes to outdo the other. From South Beach’s rooftop glamour to Brickell’s LinkedIn-worthy vibes, Wynwood’s artsy chaos, Coconut Grove’s laid-back charm, and Little Havana’s salsa-fueled fiesta, there’s a spot for every kind of party animal.

    Come see me live at a Miami Comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com
    In this video, I’ll walk you through the best places to celebrate, sprinkle in some humor, and help you avoid rookie mistakes—like losing your flip-flops or ending up on a random yacht you can’t afford. So, whether you’re sipping overpriced cocktails or dancing with someone’s abuela in Little Havana, I’ve got you covered.
    Hit play, and let’s make sure you kick off 2025 the right way—Miami-style.

    12 min
  • The Art of FOMO: Why Art Basel Has Miami Hooked

    If I had to sum up this latest podcast episode, it’s basically a hilarious deep dive into how Art Basel turns Miami into the ultimate FOMO Olympics.


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    We break down the tricks—like “exclusive” events that everyone and their abuela somehow gets invited to, dress codes that look more Party City than high fashion, and overpriced bananas duct-taped to walls—that make you feel like you’re missing out unless you’re there.


    It’s part expose and part comedy roast.. If you’ve ever felt like sneaking into a VIP section just to sip free Prosecco next to someone who might be famous, this one’s for you.


    (00:00) Introduction to FOMO Marketing at Art Basel

    (00:27) The Illusion of Exclusivity

    (01:35) Dress Codes and Fashion Statements

    (02:49) Digital Art and NFTs

    (04:08) Social Media and FOMO

    (06:14) Random Pop-Up Events

    (07:47) Art Speak and Minimalism

    (09:45) Celebrity Sightings

    (12:55) VIP Sections and Tiered Ticketing

    (14:52) After Parties and Merchandise

    (17:05) Mastering the Art of Sneaking In

    (19:15) Please like and subscribe

    20 min
  • Miami Life is a GAME, use these Cheat Codes and Play to WIN

    Manny talks about how Miami is like a GTA game, 12 cheat codes to win, and leveling up your video game character.

    Go to a live Miami Comedy show tonight: https://miamicomedy.com


    (00:00) Introduction to Leveling Up in Miami

    (00:35) Finding the Perfect Side Gig
    (01:56) Healing Your Trauma
    (02:36) Mastering Networking
    (03:51) Becoming a Good Listener
    (04:32) Staying Financially Flexible
    (05:48) Speaking Wealthy
    (07:43) Staying Culturally Curious
    (09:12) Balancing Work and Play
    (10:29) Building a Social Media Presence
    (11:49) Becoming Weatherproof
    (12:53) Embracing Spontaneity
    (14:04) Reinventing Yourself Daily
    (15:14) Please like and subscribe

    16 min

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Miami Comedy podcast is about discovering and sharing the funny of living the Miami life. Topics are suggested by listeners, and YOU are the virtual guest. Hosted by Manny Garavito.