Norm Hitzges is back, wondering aloud (and loudly) if the Packers are suddenly Super Bowl material now that Micah Parsons has swapped jerseys. Mary pops in with sponsor reads that remind you retirement planning is somehow less stressful than watching Dallas’ offensive line try to block. Between Vince Lombardi nostalgia, Aaron Rodgers ghosts, and college football coaches dropping like flies, this episode serves up the full buffet: history lessons, hot takes, and just enough Cowboy doom-and-gloom to ruin your nachos.

If you like sarcasm sprinkled over stats and want to hear why Kevontae Turpin might be Dallas’ last hope for dignity, this one’s for you.

Chapters

00:00:00 - Cowboys vs. Packers: Football or Slow-Motion Tragedy?

00:01:17 - Micah Parsons Joins the Dark Side (a.k.a. Green Bay)

00:02:45 - Packers History: Vince Lombardi Wouldn’t Believe This Either

00:04:30 - Cleveland Browns: Accidentally Good, Accidentally Ruining Dallas’ Weekend

00:05:25 - Cowboys’ Injury List: Basically Everyone You Care About

00:06:14 - How to Beat Green Bay: Run the Ball (But Probably Don’t)

00:07:11 - Kevontae Turpin: Dallas’ Lottery Ticket Return Man

00:08:00 - Micah Parsons Homecoming: Applause, No Tribute, Maximum Awkwardness

00:08:43 - College Coaches: Fired Faster Than You Can Say NIL

00:11:41 - Transfer Portal or Unemployment Line: Pick Your Poison

00:12:19 - The “Hot Seat” Section: Coaches Sweating More Than Jerry in August