Have you ever shown up to the parks hyped for Big Thunder Mountain only to find barricades and disappointment? In this episode we wonder why over 20 major rides are down across Walt Disney World and Disneyland right now. Why is Disney slamming the gates on so many iconic attractions all at once? Is it expansion, budget cuts, or a sneaky plot to push those overpriced Lightning Lanes? 57 Minutes.

Disney's obsession with constant celebrations is an exhausting farce that has visitors collapsing from overload and swearing eternal vengeance. It seems like every year it's another "epic" blowout – 25th, 30th, 35th, 40th, 45th, 50th, 60th, 65th, and now 70th. It's all just a scheme to rinse your bank account dry while recycling the same tired fireworks, parades, and merch mountains until you're numb! 66 Minutes.

Hold onto your Mickey ears for a wild trip around EPCOT’s World Showcase! We’re exposing the countries begging for mind-blowing attractions. Think a heart-pounding Japanese bullet train chase, a cruise down the Rhine in Germany, or a Morocco desert rally that’ll leave you speechless! Which pavilions are stuck on pause, and what insane rides will make them unforgettable. 74 Minutes

Ever dreamed of stepping into a winter wonderland at Disneyland, only to wake up screaming from a nightmare of tinsel terror? Where ghosts swap ectoplasm for eggnog or the seasonal miracle that saves that ear worm-infested boat ride from driving you insane. Will the festive lights and jolly tunes save your sanity, or are these overlays a yuletide trap designed to haunt you forever? Tune in now before you board that boat (or doom buggy) and regret it for eternity! 50 Minutes.

Is this the end of epic theme park vlogs and Insta-worthy coaster clips? Your hosts unpack the reasons behind Disney’s crackdown, from safety concerns to guest experience debates, and spill the tea on how influencers and fans are reacting. 46 Minutes.

Your hosts fall victim to the cursed MiceCast Unrelated Subject Bug™ before they discuss the Happiest Place on Earth's most INSANE food scandals! In this jaw-dropping episode, we look into Disneyland's 2025 menu mayhem, exposing the over-hyped "must-tries" that locals swear will make you puke your pixie dust (spoiler: that chamoy-drenched raspberry soft serve? A spicy trap for the faint-hearted!). 77 Minutes.

Have you ever wondered why grown-ups drop thousands on mouse ears and park-hopping marathons? Is it all just arrested development, or is Disney's evil genius algorithm brainwashing millennials into eternal infancy? Your hosts and a guest ponder the question if they are Disney Adults and whether or not the term is an insult. We also do a quick dive into the scuba thief story coming out of Disney Springs. 59 Minutes.

Your hosts, and a guest, unpack the horrifying details around the Carousel of Progress. Walt Disney's own 1964 World's Fair gem that has spun tales of technological wonder for over 60 years, is getting its first major "upgrade" in three decades. Imagineering's track record of butchering icons (remember the Splash Mountain purge or the Tiki Room's endless glitches?), the eerie concept art of Walt in his blue sweater spouting pre-recorded optimism, and whispers of even bigger changes to the finale, like slapping in AI smart homes and VR gimmicks, that could turn this nostalgic rotary theater into a dated tech demo faster than you can say "great big beautiful tomorrow." 60 Minutes.

We’re exposing which iconic Disney destination has been gutted by an avalanche of intellectual property (IP) overload, obliterating the soul of its original vision. 66 Minutes.

From Marvel's superhero slump to Pixar's identity crisis and those live-action remakes that bombed harder than a villain's evil plan, is Disney's vast empire of IPs (think Star Wars, the MCU, and every fairy tale ever) trapped in a massive "show hole" sucking in billions without spitting out profits? 56 Minutes.