Michael and Sarah Walker

You didn’t run when you had the chance. Post-2020, when whispers of independence could’ve saved you, you drowned them out with the roar of primary fears and donor demands. You gave eulogies for the old GOP but sang MAGA’s tune. You cringed at the rallies—maybe even rolled your eyes in private—but stayed silent, betting proximity to power trumped the risk of scandal. Why break away? The base demanded devotion, and stepping out meant political suicide.

Commandeer the Food Trucks: Rally a squad of our iconic mobile kitchens—Voodoo Doughnut for the sugar rush, Nong's Khao Man Gai for that Thai soul food hug, and a fleet of taco wagons from the Alberta Arts District. Park them en masse at the deployment staging areas: Southwest Third Avenue by the ICE outpost, Pioneer Courthouse Square for good measure. No barricades, no chants—just free plates heaped high, courtesy of the city and state coffers. Let the guardsmen line up like tourists at the Saturday Market, fumbling for napkins amid the steam of sizzling carnitas.

Mobilize the Servers: Assemble a company of hospitality pros—bartenders from the Pearl District's craft cocktail dens, line cooks from food cart pods, and that army of baristas who treat espresso like an art form. Outfit them in "Welcome to Portland: Resistance with a Side of Fries" aprons. Their mission? Overwhelm the arrivals with waves of indulgence: bottomless pours of Stumptown Coffee (cold brew for the jet-lagged, pour-overs for the principled), world-renowned Portland pizza slices from Escape From New York or Sizzle Pie (extra za'atar for that Middle Eastern flair), and a rotating carousel of craft brews from Breakside or Deschutes to wash it down. Turn the drop zone into a pop-up block party, complete with indie playlists from KEXP—think Sleater-Kinney anthems underscoring the irony.

Layer in the International Resistance: Because nothing says "global solidarity" like a bakery blitz. Source a fine selection of Danish pastries—flaky almond kringle, cheese-filled spandauer, and cinnamon-snail wisps—from our city's Danish outposts like Scandia or the Nordic bakeries in the Hawthorne district. Deliver them in care packages labeled "From Copenhagen with Love: Sweet Dreams of Actual Resistance." It's a nod to the European allies who've long eyed America's authoritarian flirtations with horror, and a reminder that true pushback pairs buttery layers with unyielding critique.

Don't believe the ridiculous propaganda being forced down our throats, don't believe the lies and don't bend the knee. And don't take our word for it. Do some research, do some fact checking and above all be true to the Constitution and the values that created it. Burn those MAGA red caps and reject the rhetoric of the WOKE, Learn to see the big picture and make choices based upon a love of our country and for our neighbor. If you truly want to enjoy a glass of Bourbon, leave the ICE out of it.

The real Republican spirit has always been one of work, decency, and courage.

It’s the spirit of Eisenhower, who warned against blind militarism.

Of Reagan, who knew America’s greatness was found in optimism, not anger.

Of countless local leaders who served their communities quietly, never asking for fame or applause.

Why do the ultra rich, like Donald and Elon have to make such asses of themselves. they already have everything any million people could want?

It’s not just one man or one party, though Trump’s barrage of falsehoods and attacks made the trend painfully visible. Washington’s insiders have grown comfortable rewriting the playbook to suit themselves. The result is a public that feels cheated and betrayed — and that’s on the leadership, not the people.

Real loyalty isn’t to a man. Real loyalty is to our country. And a country shows its loyalty back by taking care of its people. That means intelligent solutions, not slogans. It means tackling the hard problems—healthcare, jobs, inflation, veterans’ care—with real ideas instead of scapegoats.

Voters deserve more than fear and name-calling. It doesn’t matter if the attack ads come from the right or the left—they’re distractions. What matters is whether a candidate will look us in the eye and tell us what they plan to do for our families, our communities, and our future.

With “1776” inked across my chest,

I swear the libs are the real threat,

Bought six more guns for liberty's sake—

(But forgot my insulin by mistake.)

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