Michael Oldroyd - Comedy Podcast

In this episode, Mike talks about your mom!

Mike talks about Elon Musk & Trump blowing each other & nothing else. That's not true, but just listen because Mike is too tired to write an episode description in the 3rd person at 2:13 am because he put all his energy into making a stupendous episode for you!

Mike talks about returning to football practice at the University of Missouri over the weekend to reconnect with old teammates and see the new renovations and facilities. He also talks about Missouri's athletes in the Olympics. He builds on last week's discussions of the connections he has to the Olympics and with the football world today. This includes Missouri's legislature that benefits Missouri high school athletes who commit to Mizzou. His old teammate, Kurtis Gregory, has helped get laws passed to favor this which appears to be a mutual benefit for both athletes and the University of Missouri. He also talks about seeing a large group of Pro Palestine protesters in downtown Columbia while in town, as well as going out to Harpos.

Mike talks about getting pegged for the first time. That's not actually true, but he/I felt the need to say something catchy to get your attention... Did it work? (rhetorical question) Anywho.... just listen to the episode you freaking butt pirates!!! Why? Because he/I am/are too tired and lazy to write up a description. I blew my load creating the episode, putting everything into it, leaving nothing on the field, not even the ability to write a description to lure in listeners... The ironies of life, AMIRITE????

Ok, fine!!! Self imposed guilt may or may not have led me to coming back to write up a flimsy ass description: I talk about a typhoon, ingrown hairs on my knutsack, the 33rd Olympiad, my experience running Track & Field, how slow my fasting is going, the irony of a Republican that doesn't want tighter gun control getting an attempt on his life with a gun, how Japanese chicks are freaks in the sack, AI, the bachelor party I attended recently in Tahoe, less distractions leading to less masturbation, a bunch of world updates and a bunch of comedy updates. You're welcome, I'm going to bed now. & I didn't use AI to write this because I'm a Saint!

Mike talks about how summer is here and he's back in NYC! It's the best trip to NYC he's had in a while & he explains why. He talks about handing out flyers in NYC with one of his best friends, reconnecting with Dom Leonelli, and creating content with the NYC sketch team. He talks about going to the Comedy Cellar. He talks about how he considered meeting a prostitute for coffee but not for sex because it's interesting. Enjoy the fruits of Mike's life...

Mike shares the latest in going rogue like Han Solo for the summer. Learn about his last few weeks before leaving Tampa and the most recent travels as to where he's heading next. Also, learn about his latest shows and his progress in entertainment.

In this episode of the podcast, Michael provides a snapshot of the world and his life. He covers various topics such as the weather, recent news including Trump's hearing and Blinken's visit to Ukraine, updates on stocks and mortgage rates, college campus protests, and recent advancements in AI. He also discusses upcoming events like college graduations, changes in federal marijuana laws, and upcoming movie releases like the Mufasa movie and another Star Wars episodic series. In the comedy world, Michael talks about recent events including a Tom Brady roast, discussions about the "woke" movement, and his own experiences performing at various venues. He also shares updates on his personal life, including travel plans, financial considerations, and recent experiences like visiting The Edition and encounters with Uber passengers.

Mike talks about his trip home to Missouri, the speaking engagements he had at the University of Missouri, the shows, OJ, Iran's failed attempt at bombing Israel, the eclipse, Truth Social stock, the market being down, his tax extension, SNL, a recent corporate gig where he was offered multiple jobs afterward, how he got to wear a Chiefs SuperBowl ring in KC, upcoming show, driving a new Tesla, seeing and reconnecting with old teammates, Harpos in COMO, WTR VIP bottle service, and a special shoutout to Adolphus Owens. Enjoy!

Mike has been saving up a huge load of podcast fodder and releasing it into your eardrums with this multi-roper eargasm. Lot's to catch up on, so don't miss the opportunity for this one-way conversational touch base where he talks and you listen!

Mike talks about his 15 day trip to Austin as it gets ready to wrap-up.