This week the fellas welcome back BongMaster Rob for our first EVER 2-part episode!
In Part 1, we'll discuss what Rob has been up to, and what he has going on for everyone's favorite holiday: 420! Plus, what has Dan flipping off Russ, why is Rico so made about Attack on Titan, and who's birthday is it now?! The conversation takes a few wild turns, but that just makes the ride all that much more enjoyable! Tune in next week for part 2!

It MANIA season, and the guys weigh in on the matches they're most excited for (and least interested in) as well ass drafting our own 5v5v5 Survivor Series team! Russ tries to stump Dan and Rico with a finishing move challenge and Dan announces a major milestone! Tune in now!!

WE ARE BACK!
After a long, unscheduled, medical related hiatus (details in episode), your favorite crotchety old bastards are back! And it's BASEBALL season! Find out what's been up with the guys, why Dan's Cubs and Russ' Phillies are destined to meet in the playoffs this year, and if Rico can tell us where teams play by name alone! All this AND we draft our favorite pizza toppings! Enjoy the show!

Welcome to the busiest hour in the business!
This episode packs it all in: A BRAND NEW Challenge, a sincere message, a returning favorite segment, dad jokes, and much more!
Think you know Red Foreman? This week's challenge will test that!
Having trouble pronouncing some of these name in the Olympics? Join us for Drunk Dan Says Hockey Names!
Ready for Wrestlemania season? We draft our WWE bar fight teams!
All this and a lot more!

Happy Valentine's Day! Join the guys and Dan's wife (kinda) as they discuss their perspective on Valentine's Day and the importance of making gestures to your loved one! Dan gives the perspective from a special needs parent standpoint, and the female presence in the chat is strong! THEN, Dan tries to stump Russ and Rico with Romantic movies, and the fellas draft their favorite chocolate bars and give their Superbowl predictions! Tune in now, leave a comment!!!

Time to set some goals and look ahead Middle Aged Miscreants!
We're a week late, but a day early! Join the guys as they look ahead both for the podcast and personally to set some goals for the year! Rico will explain the reasoning behind his D&D based Christmas gifts (before the alcohol takes over), Russ challenges Dan to metal music in this week's FCKM Challenge, and TV sitcom dads are on the draft schedule! PLUS, even the guys are shocked when a face from the FCKM past makes a shocking appearance in the chat! Tune in NOW!!

Welcome to 2026 Middle Aged Miscreants!
We're kicking off 2026 with a guest: Long time friend of Russ and avid fan of the podcast JP will be joining the guys to share bar stories about Russ! He also throws down Home Improvement for the FCKM Challenge( It's a GOOD one!), and the guys draft their favorite CEREALS, with a few shocking reveals along the way! Also, who is the league champ....and she does WHAT with a chicken wing?!
Tune in, leave a comment, and vote on the draft!

Christmas is here, and that means it's CHAMPIONSHIP TIME!
This year's FCKM League Championship has come down to Dan VS Rico, and they couldn't be more fired up! Who's team set a record this year, who has revenge on their mind, and when was the last time EITHER of them won a title?! PLUS: Who Does RUSS think is going to win? Find out now, in our first ever 20 minute BONUS episode!!!

Merry Christmas ya filthy miscreants, it's time for the 3rd Annual MAH Christmas Special!
Join your favorite dads and their surprise guest(Even Russ and Rico don't know) for our favorite episode of the year! Find out if Ron or Russ has a date with a blowup doll, see who wins the Christmas Movie Challenge, VOTE on the Christmas Song Draft, and enjoy a good laugh with the guys for the holidays! The GIFT SWAP alone is worth watching!!

The Last Time is Now!As we approach John Cena's final match, the guys welcome in Rico's friend Andrew to look back on some of their favorite moments from his career and debate Gunther as a final opponent!
Also, the Fantasy Football season is wrapping up and one member of the league is facing the big punishment and could have an audience, plus Zoolander on the FCKM Challenge!!!