Middle Aged Millennial MILF

This episode comes with a big fat trigger warning for SA—because we don't sugarcoat the hard stuff here. Jonno Roberts gets real about surviving sexual assault, the emotional fallout, and the healing process… all while somehow keeping his dark humor intact. It's raw, it's vulnerable, and yes, there are a few wildly inappropriate laughs along the way (because trauma responses are weird like that). Listen with care—and maybe a weighted blanket.

First marriage? A walking red flag parade with a ring. Second marriage? Hard-won, real-deal love that actually feels like home. In this episode, I drag my way through the dumpster fire that was husband #1 and then give credit where it's due to the man who's gone the distance with me for 15 years (and counting). It's about growth, gratitude, and why getting it wrong first doesn't mean you're broken — just warming up.

Let's talk about the stuff that actually messes with your head—and no, I'm not talking about Instagram life coaches or your ex. In this episode, I get into the real deal: living with depression, battling PMDD like it's a full-time job with no benefits, and finally going no contact with my toxic ass family (spoiler: peace is quiet when you stop inviting chaos to dinner). This one's raw, honest, and slightly unhinged—in the best possible way.

Tony Tripoli spills the vintage champagne on what it was really like working with the late, great Joan Rivers—yes, he basically was "Hacks" before "Hacks" was cool. We talk glam, grit, and Hookers in Scottsdale, where Botox is a birthright and the men are as smooth as their foreheads. From red carpets to cutting-room floors, Tony's stories are razor-sharp, wildly funny, and just the right amount of unhinged. Bring your sunscreen and your side-eye—this one's hot.

The '90s called—and yes, I picked up on the cordless. In this episode, I time-travel back to the era of inflatable furniture, AIM away messages, and that one friend who swore her older cousin was in Nirvana. From TGIF lineups to the trauma of low-rise jeans, I unpack the decade that raised us, confused us, and made us think frosted tips were a personality trait. Also, justice for Brenda Walsh.

In this episode, I sit down with Tosha Jones from Seeking Sister Wife—and spoiler alert: she's as kind, grounded, and lovely as you hoped she'd be. No chaos, no ego, no reality TV residue—just real talk from a woman who knows exactly who she is. We get into: – What the cameras got right (and very wrong) – The power of choosing peace over performance – Living openly, loving intentionally, and dodging drama like it's a sport – And why I basically want to braid her hair and ask her to be my friend If you've ever watched Seeking Sister Wife and thought, "Wait… I'd totally hang with her," this episode proves you were 100% right.

This one's not about healing—it's about telling the truth. My dad went into septic shock, had both legs cut off, and died with zero dignity in a cold hospital room while my covert narcissist mother made it about her and her bootlicker son performed like the flying monkey he is. They both left his memorial an hour in. No speech, no tears, just vibes and victimhood. In this episode: – What it's like to watch your father die piece by piece – The dark comedy of planning a memorial for someone while dodging two emotionally bankrupt people in matching martyr complexes – Rage grief, real grief, and why I didn't ask for closure—I asked for honesty – And what happens when the people who should show up, sprint the other way If you've ever been the sane one in a family full of performers, welcome. This one's for us.

Chad Wolf of Carolina Liar drops in—and it's instant kindred chaos. We talk ego, identity, and why 90210 might actually be a spiritual experience. From rock stardom to self-reflection, Chad peels it all back with the kind of honesty only a real one can bring. We also casually made plans to visit Ma Sheela in Switzerland, because obviously. This isn't just another music interview—it's two souls vibing on art, growth, nostalgia, and the beautiful mess of being human.

Kurt Kubicek joins the show—and nothing's off-limits. He's the film buddy who took Drew to the Playboy Mansion, recorded a now-infamous podcast with Queen Havoc (the self-styled female Manson), and somehow ended up a brand-new dad. We talk wild nights, creative chaos, near-career implosions, and what it's like going from chasing stories to changing diapers. This episode is unfiltered, unexpected, and exactly what happens when the party ends but the mic stays on.

This week's episode is brought to you by jet lag, tactical athleisure, and the undeniable power of looking hot in a bikini while the rest of the plane's still fighting over overhead bin space. Yes, I flew business and first class. Yes, TSA still pulled me aside because my Sweet Tart ropes apparently posed a national threat. And yes, a boomer on speakerphone tried to ruin every meal. Highlights include:

• Sea turtles who stared like they knew I was that bitch
• Sober, sun-drenched clarity without the detox retreat nonsense
• SPF, style, and spiritual ascension via silk kimono
• And the pure joy of posting bikini pics that made at least three exes spiral

This isn't a vacation story. It's a full-body reclamation of peace, power, and preferred boarding. Come for the dolphins, stay for the delusion that I might never come back.