If my life were a movie, the soundtrack would be absolute fire—a chaotic mix of power ballads, sad girl anthems, and the occasional unhinged banger that makes no sense but somehow works. In this episode of Middle-Aged Millennial MILF, I break down the essential tracks that define my life—from the angsty teenage years (hello, dramatic breakup songs) to the “I’ve got my life together… kinda” era.
We’re talking about the songs that transport you straight back to a moment, the ones that make you feel like the main character, and the absolute trash bops you’d never admit to loving but still scream-sing in the car. Plus, I’ll give you some tips on curating the ultimate playlist for your own chaotic, beautiful existence.
So grab your headphones, turn up the volume, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even discover your new personal anthem. Because life’s too short for bad music—and I refuse to have a boring soundtrack.