Chapter 21 steals your car and drives dangerously into your podcatcher! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss grand theft auto, Grand Theft Auto V, and really just an awful lot about cars, actually.

Chapter 20 races straight into your podcatcher in a Jeep Wrangler! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss carnivorous flowers, how fast a vampire goes (but like, definitively this time), and some truly horrifying parasites.

Chapter 19 is here to hurt you in the most specific, heartbreaking way possible. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how to put a shredded vampire back together again, the tenuous connection between Henrietta Lacks and Twilight, and make hilarious vampiric conflations with various non-human social signals. 

Chapter 18 is cloaked in a magical mantle of boredom, but it's all a ruse! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss the acoustic characteristics of vampire baseball, tracking (but fantasy style!), and old timey swears.

Chapter 17 hits a home run right into your podcatcher! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss, of course, vampire baseball, an actually plausible theory for the origination of venom in Twilight vampires, and Sophie's interrupting cat.

Chapter 16 is waiting for you in Carlisle's office, welcome, come on in. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Jasper's mood swings, body-snatching parasites, and how every cryptid is just vampires.

Chapter 14 is strangely flattered by all the attention it's getting from its three stalkers fans this week. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discussion vampire evolution, the official Sam Swoon Scale, and get angry about pandemics, like, more than once.

Chapter 13 shines bright like a diamond (or a vampire) with Twilight's iconic meadow scene. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss what mineral vampire skin is made of, the neuroscience of multitasking, and, to Hannah's delight, how Formula 1 relates to vampires.

Chapter 12 comes with not one, not two, but THREE chapters of Midnight Sun, and it's just kind of a lot. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss proper hiking clothes, vampire showers, and metamorphosis.