Chapter 14 is strangely flattered by all the attention it's getting from its three stalkers fans this week. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discussion vampire evolution, the official Sam Swoon Scale, and get angry about pandemics, like, more than once.

Chapter 13 shines bright like a diamond (or a vampire) with Twilight's iconic meadow scene. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss what mineral vampire skin is made of, the neuroscience of multitasking, and, to Hannah's delight, how Formula 1 relates to vampires.

Chapter 12 comes with not one, not two, but THREE chapters of Midnight Sun, and it's just kind of a lot. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss proper hiking clothes, vampire showers, and metamorphosis.

Chapter 11 is here to ask you your favourite colour, and your favourite sport, and your favourite book, and -- well, it's a lot. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they struggle to do simple math, discuss what Bella's favourite things say about her, and lament the realization that they're all Edward.

Chapter 10 asks the BIG QUESTIONS, about like vampires and stuff. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they talk about Edward eating pizza, bear hunting (again), and why vampires even need to drink blood in the first place.

Deck your halls, holly your jollies, and buckle up for a departure from our regularly-scheduled Twilight content to bring you [TITLE PENDING], the vampire Christmas rom-com of everyone's dreams! Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they pitch their future award-winning holiday romp full of festive tradition, the value of love, and a dead turkey. 

Chapter 9 runs in a straight line straight into your podcast feed. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss how fast Edward is compared to other animals, the Persephone myth, and Hannah's inconvenient inability to pronounce the word "midnight."

Chapter 8 takes a wild ride through the wilder city of Port Angeles. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as we discuss how Edward's mind reading works, why vampires growl, and how much we rEALLY LIKE THESE BOOKS.

Chapter 7 appears from the woods in kind of a lackluster fashion, honestly. Join Sophie, Sam, and Hannah as they discuss Bella's literary preferences, the various flavours of animal blood, and vampire mythos from around the world.