Midwest Scum

Midwest Scum

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Midwest Scum episodes

  • 72. A Most Triumphant Return

    what's your favorite podcast been up to for the last year? spoiler alert: smoking crack and playing Magic the Gathering


    intro/outro music taken from: https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio


    threaten to rip Elliott's fingernails off: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/


    help Skyler quit crack by tweeting at his personal twitter: https://x.com/elonmusk

    1 hr 3 min
  • 71. Baldur's Gatekeeping

    Baldur did nothing wrong, Mass Effect 2's Yvonne Strahovski is my dream girl, the Elden Ring moratorium is lifted because Skyler became the Elden Lord, Pizza Hut Playstation Demo Discs, Video Games rocked back in the day - battle passes and cosmetics and the predatory state of video games today is DISGUSTING, VR treadmills, reading books is good, drunk Stoicism, butterfly effect blood debts, Pizza Hut Steam key reselling, fat-ripped but with an 8-pack, adrenochrome, Baldur will not divide us


    stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/


    intro/outro guitar riffs by: White Bat Audio

    1 hr 3 min
  • 70. Femboy Summer

    aliens - are we alone or can we bang them? Barbie + Oppenheimer, timey-wimey AI catfishing, Primer, pushing for a cyborg-ninja Metal Gear Rising future, it's all a circle and we figured it out, NPC streamers vs femboys, aliens are actually hyper intelligent cows, we miss you Overly Attached Girlfriend


    attach yourself to Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

    intro+outro guitar riffs borrowed from: https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio

    1 hr 10 min
  • 69. Ha Ha Funny Number Episode

    we are the number 1 podcast in the world, fund Elliott's nervous breakdown, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: Flavor Flav edition, the Kardashian toothbrush scandal, we legit love Taylor Swift, Skyler speedrunning environmental disaster, horror movie chatter, Elliott's pretentious globohomo rant on art, Elon's obsession with the letter X, the time ghost within the zeitgeist, 5k views and she's not even real, we don't need writers or actors to strike for us

    Elliott's pretentious globohomo instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/


    intro/outro guitar riffs borrowed from: youtube.com/whitebataudio

    1 hr 10 min
  • 68. William Wallace: Horse Killer

    i don't wanna be a mental health guy but i'm a mental health guy now, Braveheart movie review, elephant babes, a gratuitous violent Walmart fantasy, Babe: Pig in the City >>> Kangaroo Jack and Snow Dogs and Racing Stripes combined Kit Harrington is a cutiepie, Newgrounds - Everything by Everyone (whether you like it or not), COBRA voted for Hillary, plummeting to the top


    intro/outro guitar riffs ripped from: youtube.com/WhiteBatAudio


    stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

    1 hr 14 min
  • 67. Scumbag Incorporated

    researching Canadian Alternative medicine, Skyler doesn't believe in germ theory, the evolution of the podcast, Elliott's blackout karaoke, send us to Japan!



    outro guitar riff taken from: youtube.com/WhiteBatAudio


    stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/


    we'll get back to video podcasts soon, i promise

    1 hr 20 min
  • 66. Dawn of the .MP4

    the official video podcast for real this time

    tell your friends and lovers


    audio hiccups because Elliott is a loud drunk; video is raw as pro wrestling because he doesn't know how to edit videos yet.


    creep on Elliott's personal insta: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

    39 min
  • 65. The Hair Oil Heresy

    a return from Gentleman School (and Femboy School respectively), what does the government do with all the hair oil, Zelda hype train baybeeee! Bam Margera's Most Wanted, Khorne frontmanning for Korn (AKA another Warhammer mini discussion)


    handful of technical errors at the beginning but i'll never apologize

    hard rebrand coming soon


    intro/outro guitar riffs by: youtube.com/whitebataudio

    1 hr 11 min
  • 64. A Lore-Heavy Episode

    Gru-maxxing with Illumination, being a master at rollerblading, we finally talk about the Mario movie (the Princess Peach movie), Skyler is accepting commissions for furry art, Adobe Suite nonsense, deep Midwest Scumbag lore, Winston Churchill, ritualistic suicide, photoshopping X head onto Y body, why aren't you in uniform? Guitar Hero ruined careers, blacking out in Chuck E. Cheese's, deep Five Nights at Freddy's lore, sissy hypno Star Wars, Elliott teases some Warhammer 40k talk



    intro/outro guitar by: youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

    email us literally whatever you want: [email protected]

    DM your boi Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

    1 hr 11 min

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a product of narcissism, nihilism, and the occasional existential angst. Midwest Scumbags is like the graffiti you see on a train. Sometimes profound and meaningful but mostly nonsense and always…