decoding the mysteries of Artificial Intelligence, thou shalt booze cruise, chatGPT dude, March Madness fun facts, sandals are the key to being a conqueror, Scum Merch phase one: handthrown mugs, rewriting Preacher, The Black Parade remaster, force your girlfriend to play OS Runescape

AI can't reproduce this level of mediocrity

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Happy St. Patrick's Day, we get Beached then advocate for the Death Stranding, not enough zombies,

Tunnel Snakes Rule

intro/outro riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

we're investigative journalists now,  anime stuff, agent orange juice, Scott Bakula, the Playstation EyeToy, undercover furries, war is bad, buy me the Eren Jaeger Fortnite skin

we're still a show, more Last of Us, crystals are magical rocks and i love them now, ChatGPT and AI memes, the Round-Earth Wikipedia page, Hogwarts Legacy and more Harry Potter talk, Atomic Hearto first impressions, "Mr. Gorbachev, build that wall", Pizza Hut salads suck

The Midwest Scumbags take a step into the gaming world. Video footie of Valheim gameplay, with live commentary.

a very special in-studio extravaganza. probably the show's peak tbh

what do you do when you run out of cat food in the apocalypse, enamel is made up, enough rizz to get some mascara, eat grass, dinosaurs, the first couple episodes of The Last of Us, scathing criticism of critics

Two Broke Girls but we're guys, Death Stranding is a lot of reading, chillin in the gooncave, the Annunaki, all the billionaire famous dudes have boring names, James Cameron experienced an Eldritch horror, Sam Dankman Weed, party rockers are in the house tonight

guitar riffs in the intro/outro from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

3D printing, a more humane option, opposing ideas of fame, strangled to death by a buncha furries, video game adaptations inherently suck, lazy-ass writing, we complain some more about the Witcher, Ricky Gervais fights Bixby Billingham III, mental health pro tip: bottle up your emotions

memory wipes, redbull flavored coffee, more coof misinformation, a piece of paper worth 50k, Ron Perlman's greatest role, hating on menthol, YMCA shenanigans, Elliott whines about the Witcher, Skyler signs up for a super-soldier program, tall-poppy something