This episode:

- A serious question about Taylor Swift.

- I love seeing Gregg Doyel roasted for his stupid Caitlin Clark question.

- German wants to cancel the weekend.

- NPR needs to be defunded.

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- Caitlin Clark gives the WNBA a chance to succeed.

- Billy Joel gets Heidi-ed by CBS.

- Protesters don't care if you have a life.

- That NPR whistleblower might want to update his resume.

- And Other Stuff.

This episode:

- Dumb WNBA players continue to hate on Caitlin Clark.

- John Mellencamp is still a dick.

- O.J. Simpson is dead.

- NPR editor reveals just how biased NPR is.

- And other stuff.

BONUS A: Some of LeBron James' dumbest lies.

BONUS B: Norm MacDonald slams O.J. Simpson on Weekend Update.

This episode:

- Media might be overdoing its Eclipse coverage.

- People are tired of big lottery jackpots.

- Airplanes are still falling apart.

- Bad TV writers can't find work.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Disney lost its ass on Dial Of Destiny.

- The fallout of Angel Reece's shit-talking.

- ADIDAS did not see a problem with its soccer jerseys.

- The coming Fast Food Apocalypse in California.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Lizzo stops eating.

- Joe Rogan lets Gary Clark, Jr. find his audience.

- Media tries to have a sense of humor.

- Eclipse darkened in Indiana next week?

- And Other Stuff

This episode:

- The NFL continues its War On Fun.

- Ron DeSantis defeats squatters.

- Diddy and Nickelodeon hint at bigger things.

- Sam Bankman-Fried is this era's Bernie Madoff.

- And other stuff.

BONUS: Just how bad can the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse be?

This episode:

- Jim Morrison was a dick.

- Jerry Seinfeld can afford airline peanuts.

- Judd Apatow thinks money makes shows better.

- The media whiffs horribly on Princess Kate's private matter.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- John Mellencamp is a bitter old narcissist.

- George Lucas is a hapless sellout.

- CNN might be spreading conspiracy theories about Aaron Rodgers.

- The state of New York versus property owners.

- And other stuff.

BONUS: The Punk Rock MBA breaks down the lack of good new rock (from last year).

This episode:

- Don Lemon's ridiculous Twitter/X rider.

- Bruno Mars' possible debt and addictive personalities.

- Nature paintings are fascism. Or something.

- Ocean destroys $500K sand hill.

- And other stuff.