This episode:

- The WNBA can't even make money with Caitlin Clark.

- Jerry Seinfeld still got the heckler's money.

- Georgia high school ruins a graduation ceremony.

- Adults are spending way too much on kids toys.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Obnoxious Reds fan gets tasered.

- Joey Chestnut sells out.

- San Andreas Fault is a poser.

- Failed Chick Fila A exorcism.

- And other stuff

This episode:

- Will Smith is king at the box office again.

- Julia Louis-Dreyfus sadly isn't Elaine.

- Mostly-peaceful destruction of public property.

- The continuing fast-food apocalypse in California.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Superhero fatigue hits video games.

- Media overhypes "venomous" spider.

- Media overhypes, um, first "bird flu" death.

- Brazilian tribe plagued by porn.

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- Mike Tyson Vs. Jake Paul gets postponed.

- Swifties mad at Jason Sudeikis joke.

- Terrorists cancel Michael Rapaport.

- North Korea poops on South Korea

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- The press is mad at Jerry Seinfeld AGAIN!

- The State Of New York gets a big case wrong.

- The Chinese spy in NYPD Internal Affairs.

- Denver cops make drones bureaucrats.

- And other stuff.

BONUS: I recommend The Hustler by Walter Tevis.

This episode:

- Richard Dreyfuss goes Full Celebrity at a screening.

- Nobody watched Furiosa over the weekend.

- Removing Diddy's star doesn't help women.

- The Libertarian Party chooses to lose...again.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- The NFL doesn't hate Harrison Butker.

- Bird Flu still isn't doing crap.

- Don't get excited about the Live Nation lawsuit.

- Super Idaho.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Chet Hanks and Nepo Boy Summer.

- The "secret agent" who took down the Butcher of Tehran.

- P. Diddy is sorry you now know he's a scum bag.

- If you can't drink a beer in Florida, you can't strip.

- And other stuff.

BONUS: Book and story that inspired my rant about roads.

This episode:

- Tom Brady doesn't understand how roasts work.

- Harrison Butker speech isn't the Handmaid's Tales.

- Canadian politician wants to make a carjacker's job easier.

- Ohio bar is done with young people

- And other stuff