This episode:

- Protesters at North Carolina and Princeton screw up.

- Just Stop Oil continues to protest Western Civilization.

- Oprah regrets diet culture.

- McDonald's can't afford the value meal.

- And other stuff.

BONUS: Jerry Seinfeld's great commencement address at Duke University.

This episode:

- Jerry Seinfeld is edgier than Howard Stern.

- Ric Flair gets kicked out of a restaurant. AGAIN.

- New Apple commercial pisses off sleepwalking artists.

- Who's ready for bird flu?!

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- Tom Brady Roast gets an ESPN employee ratio-ed.

- Creepy Indy Star reporter won't be near Caitlin Clark.

- You don't want to meet a bear in the woods.

- R.I.P., Boy Scouts.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Comedian loses job for lying.

- UCLA protesters don't opt for the kosher meal.

- California Fast Food Apocalypse continues.

- Florida bans fake meat.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- It was a mistake to free Britney.

- Jerry Seinfeld hits the nail on the head with comedy.

- UCLA Israel protest seems familiar.

- New York DA a poster child for term limits.

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- The NFL looks ridiculous when it's trying to be safe.

- Reggie Bush gets his Heisman Trophy back.

- USC cancels graduation ceremony.

- Director Jerry Seinfeld mocks the movie industry.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- Sydney Sweeney returns fire at bitter feminist.

- Bill Maher rips Nickelodeon and Disney.

- Ivy League protests become antisemetic.

- College football is minor league NFL.

- And other stuff.

This episode:

- A serious question about Taylor Swift.

- I love seeing Gregg Doyel roasted for his stupid Caitlin Clark question.

- German wants to cancel the weekend.

- NPR needs to be defunded.

- Other stuff.

This episode:

- Caitlin Clark gives the WNBA a chance to succeed.

- Billy Joel gets Heidi-ed by CBS.

- Protesters don't care if you have a life.

- That NPR whistleblower might want to update his resume.

- And Other Stuff.

This episode:

- Dumb WNBA players continue to hate on Caitlin Clark.

- John Mellencamp is still a dick.

- O.J. Simpson is dead.

- NPR editor reveals just how biased NPR is.

- And other stuff.

BONUS A: Some of LeBron James' dumbest lies.

BONUS B: Norm MacDonald slams O.J. Simpson on Weekend Update.