The new single from rap icon Mike Gapes, featuring Mr Jimothy Baker Sr.

(That Ilford shit) Drinking miwk with my slaves

(That Ilford shit) Putting Trots in the grave

(That Ilford shit) Winning elections every time

(That Ilford shit) Like in two thousand and nine(teen)

(That Ilford shit) Gaining eternal life

(That Ilford shit) fucking Jimmy Buffett’s wife

(That Ilford shit) Never sitting on the fence

(That Ilford shit) Supporting Israel’s right to self defence

(That Ilford shit) Killing JFK

(That Ilford shit) Having a driver who’s gay

(That Ilford shit) Doing crimes with my goons

(That Ilford shit) Turning to a cow on full moons

(That Ilford shit) Mixing crack with my miwk

(That Ilford shit) Mixing miwk with my smack

(That Ilford shit) Turn a man into a dog

(That Ilford shit) Orchestrate a GG Gang attack

(That Ilford shit) Ride the Gapesmobile

(That Ilford shit) Crush a cyclist or two beneath the wheels

(That Ilford shit) Brand new mothers to greet

(That Ilford shit) For a celebratory first suck upon the teet

(That Ilford shit) Subjects kissing my feet

(That Ilford shit) J-Bizzle on the beat

(That Ilford shit) Stop mentioning shit Jimothy

(That Ilford shit) now I need a shit

(That Ilford shit) No I really need a shit

(That Ilford shit) Where’s the nearest bathroom?

(That Ilford shit) Oh well, too late